A man and a donkey!!! Joke!!?!


Question: A man and a donkey!!! Joke!!!?
A man walked into a bar, sat at the bar, and ordered a beer!. He noticed a donkey that was standing off to the side with a sign hanging around his neck that read: "Win $500 if you can make me laugh!." The man took the challenge, took the donkey into the bathroom, and not even a minute later he came out with a hysterically laughing donkey!. The bar's owner gaped disbelievingly at the man as he handed him his $500!. The man grinned and walked out of the bar!.!.!.whistling to himself!.

A week later the same man walked back into the bar to see the laughing donkey still laughing!. Except this time he had on a sign that read: "Win $500 if you can make me cry!." The man grinned and took said challenge!. Just like last time he took the donkey into the bathroom and when he came back out!.!.!.said donkey was crying a river of tears!. The man came out!.!.!.grinning rather smugly!.!.!.and claimed his $500 as he orered a beer!.

The bar owner shook his head and just had to ask!. "How'd you do it!? How'd you make him laugh and now cry!?"

The man grinned!. "Easy!. To make him laugh I just told him my penis was bigger than his!. To make him cry I simply showed him!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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i told him he should have believed meWww@Enter-QA@Com

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there once was a man from nantucket whos dick was so long he could suck it after wiping the *** from his chin he smiled and said!. if myt ear was a c*nt id **** it
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I think I've heard that one before!. It still made me LOL!. You get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!! That was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA! I thought that was funny!.!.but not super funny!. Coolio joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is really funny i think its the best joke i have heard in a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com



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