Wanna Hear Two Amazing Epic Jokes?!

so there was this guy who wanted to visit his cousin who lived on the top of a mountain overviewing the glimmering ocean!. before the guy leaves he grabs a cookie out of his SpongeBob Squarepants cookie jar and sets it on the dashboard of his car!. the guy start driving up the mountain and hits a turn in the road and the cookie falls!. he picks up the cookie and says to it, "if you fall again, i'm gonna throw you out into the ocean"!. so he continues up the mountain and he hits another turn!. the cookie falls again!. when he picks up the cookie, he says, "if you fall again, i will throw you into the ocean"!. so he continues further up the mountain and hits another turn, and, again, the cookie falls!. this time, he picks up the cookie and says, "if you fall off the dashboard ONE more time, I will throw you out into the ocean"!. he hits another turn and the cookie falls!. the guy throws the cookie out into the ocean and a fish eats it!. hahahaha !.!.!. so funny, right!?

if that didnt make you laugh or tickle your funny bone here's another:

so a couple who have been going out for a couple years go on a cruise for the anniversary of their first date!. (how romantico, si!?) the guy is planning to propose to her that night at dinner, but being as nervous as he was, he went out for some fresh air!. he walks out and leans against the rails holding the ring in his hands and thinking about how much he loves his fiancee-to-be!. when all of a sudden, a bird swoops down over his head and the ring slips out of his hands! it falls hopelessly into the ocean and a fish jumps up and miraculously eats it!. (DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!!) so the guy and his girlfriend go to dinner as planned, while the guy thinks about what he'll do or how he'll propose without the ring!. dinner proceeds and the waiter brings out a huge fish that looked vaguely familiar to him !.!.!. the waiter carefully debones and filets the fish!. while cutting off the fish head, the surprised waiter shouts, "i found something in the fish's mouth!"!. the guy, who, was still sad about his most unfortune event earlier, prays that the the waiter found the ring!. the guy's fiancee asks the waiter, "what did you find!?"!. the guy thinks to himself "please be the ring, please be the ring, please !.!.!. "!. the waiter pauses and finally says, " !.!.!. a COOKIE!!"!. Hahahaha! Get it!? LOL

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