Dog and collateral (joke)?!
Question: dog and collateral (joke)!?
a dog walks into a bank and wants to get a loan, so the banker sends him to a loan officer named Patti Whack!. He asked her for 200 bucks and she said he had to have a collateral so he pulled out a small treasure!. She said she didn't know if that was a sufficient collateral and he told her to ask her adviser!. So she called in her adviser and asked here if it was sufficient, and she said!.!.!. It's a knick knack Patti Whack! Give the dog a loan!!!!!
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Answers:
Heard a slightly different version with a longer punchline:
A frog hops into a bank and up to a loan officer!. "Hello, my name is Fred Jagger!. Perhaps you've heard of my father, Mick!? I'd like to borrow $5000, please!." The loan officer, a woman named Patti Whack, is naturally taken aback but then takes it in stride and aks if he has anything for collateral!. The frog pulls out a tiny figurine and places it on her desk!. She decides she can't deal with this strangeness and calls over the manager!. After explaining the situation, she asks if that would be sufficient colateral!. The manager looks at the small statue and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan!. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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A frog hops into a bank and up to a loan officer!. "Hello, my name is Fred Jagger!. Perhaps you've heard of my father, Mick!? I'd like to borrow $5000, please!." The loan officer, a woman named Patti Whack, is naturally taken aback but then takes it in stride and aks if he has anything for collateral!. The frog pulls out a tiny figurine and places it on her desk!. She decides she can't deal with this strangeness and calls over the manager!. After explaining the situation, she asks if that would be sufficient colateral!. The manager looks at the small statue and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan!. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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