What have i done ?????(BEST JOKES)?!


Question: What have i done !?!?!?!?!?(BEST JOKES)!?
seems to me like someone does not like to have a laugh as all question posted yesterday got a violation notice !?ahh well lets try this one then see if it also gets one


Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem!.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them!.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry!.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box!.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass!.

At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place!.'

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff!.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead!.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat!. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'

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AND THERE'S MORE !.!.!.!.


Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass!.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other!.

'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says!.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free!.

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun!.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot!.

Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body!.

Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'

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IT IS NOT OVER YET !.!.!.

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears!. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken!.

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine!.

Once more Paddy shakes his head!.

'Fook dat, lads!. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting !.!. And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!' Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
No, that was funny, the Budgie jumping was priceless!.!. Almost like the lady and her new pet parrot joke, parrot cussed a lot, so she'd put it in thefreezer a spell, to teach it a lesson when it cursed!.!.!. finally, one day, she left it in a little too long, but remembered just in time, to take her filthy mouthed parrot out of her freezer as punishment for doing it again!.!. and the parrot says to her shaking on his perch, " Oh Boy Lady!.!. !.I'm sorry!.!.!. Prahappp!.!.!.!.I will never say that 'F' word again!.!.!.Tell me lady !.!. you gotta tell me!.!.!. what in the hell did that turkey in there say!?!" !. Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice ones!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Again I like these, seems I saw them a little while ago, lol, good luck and A * 4 UWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol
that was funny!!!
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one! you made my day!. I'm looking forward for more jokes!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey that was fun thanks for the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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