Add to my list of funny things to do while in a public bathroom!?!
Question: Add to my list of funny things to do while in a public bathroom!!?
1!. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter!?"
2!. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!."
3!. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise!.
4!. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before!."
5!. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6!. Say "Darn, this water is cold!."
7!. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet!. Sigh relaxingly!.
8!. Say, "Now how did that get there!?"
9!. Say, "Humus!. Reminds me of humus!."
10!. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew!. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11!. Say, "Interesting!.!.!.!.more sinkers than floaters!.
12!. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor!. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please!?"
13!. Say!. "C'mon Mr!. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14!. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15!. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small!. Now what am I gonna do!?"
16!. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks!.
17!. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall!.
18!. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19!. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20!. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!."
3!. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise!.
4!. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before!."
5!. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6!. Say "Darn, this water is cold!."
7!. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet!. Sigh relaxingly!.
8!. Say, "Now how did that get there!?"
9!. Say, "Humus!. Reminds me of humus!."
10!. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew!. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11!. Say, "Interesting!.!.!.!.more sinkers than floaters!.
12!. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor!. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please!?"
13!. Say!. "C'mon Mr!. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14!. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15!. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small!. Now what am I gonna do!?"
16!. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks!.
17!. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall!.
18!. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19!. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20!. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
smear peanut butter in the crack of your butt and walk in the restroom and dig some out and take a bite
then look around and say
too lateWww@Enter-QA@Com
then look around and say
too lateWww@Enter-QA@Com
those were hilarious my boyfriend is worried cause i couldn't stop laughing through all 20 Www@Enter-QA@Com
fart and break the silence XD!!!!!!! but seriouly dont do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
SORRY I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, BUT NUMBER 3 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDWww@Enter-QA@Com
What two words will clear out a men's restroom!? Nice Dick!
thats all i got!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats all i got!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, sorry, i don't have any, but these are funny! LOL!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bring red sauce in and squirt it all over the ground (girls only)Www@Enter-QA@Com
record urself at home when ur goin "bad" and in a diff bathroom turn it on with it taped to the wall and casually walk out!. People will be stareing at the stall with funny faces!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT YOU NEED:
recorder
speaker
LIPS!
HOW TO DO IT:
When you are at home make a loud farting sound with your lips, into your recorder!. then, go to a public bathrom go in a stall with speakers, and play it!. Then say "Oh man that was a big brown log!"
LOL! I did that once!Www@Enter-QA@Com
recorder
speaker
LIPS!
HOW TO DO IT:
When you are at home make a loud farting sound with your lips, into your recorder!. then, go to a public bathrom go in a stall with speakers, and play it!. Then say "Oh man that was a big brown log!"
LOL! I did that once!Www@Enter-QA@Com