Do u play chess with ur dog?!
Question: Do u play chess with ur dog!?
jack saw ray studying a chess board ,opposite him sat his dog!.
"what u doing " asked jack
"just playing chess with my dog" said ray!.
"whoever heard of a dog playing chess!? that must be the smartest dog i've ever seen "
"not really "said ray "i've beaten him three games out of four"
if this gave u a giggle ,tell me one :)
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"what u doing " asked jack
"just playing chess with my dog" said ray!.
"whoever heard of a dog playing chess!? that must be the smartest dog i've ever seen "
"not really "said ray "i've beaten him three games out of four"
if this gave u a giggle ,tell me one :)
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Answers:
haha, good one!. here's one for you:
A little boy was doing his maths homework!.
He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is seven!.
Three plus six, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is nine!.!.!."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing!?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom!."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it!?" the mother asked!.
"Yes," he answered!.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths!?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition!."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is four!?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little boy was doing his maths homework!.
He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is seven!.
Three plus six, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is nine!.!.!."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing!?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom!."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it!?" the mother asked!.
"Yes," he answered!.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths!?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition!."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is four!?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
My dog would probably win!. My brother-in-law wanted to teach me & then tried to shame me into learning by saying it's a man's game!. I didn't bite!. I had to use my brain enough at work!. I like to enjoy myself with no stress during recreation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My male dog would mark his territory on them and female dog would lay on top of them (true)!. How would we play the game then lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dont be silly, we play checkers, and sometimes he let's me win!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't have a dog,but our cat beats us every time we play Hide& Seek!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It gave me a giggle alright!. My dog cheats at cards so I don't play any games with him!. PoppyWww@Enter-QA@Com