Joke You heard the one about Women, Stars and Fish?!


Question: Joke You heard the one about Women, Stars and Fish!?
Women, Stars & Fish!


A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it!. In order the figures were:

1) A Woman
2) A Donkey
3) A Shovel
4) A Fish
5) A Star of David!.

After months of studying the rock and figures on it, the leader took the rock and went on a lecture tour!. He said the carvings were several thousands of years old, but even so they revealed a lot about the people of that time!.

1!. The woman being placed first in the line of figures indicated that
women were held in very high esteem!. It was most likely a family
oriented culture!.

2!. The donkey indicated they had domesticated animals!. They
probably used the donkey to till the fields!.

3!. The shovel shows they were highly intelligent as they knew how to
make tools!.

4!. The fish shows they knew how to augment the crops they raised
by also reaping from the sea!.

5!. The Star of David of course indicates they were a very religious
group of people!.

A little old man in the front row finally got the attention of the speaker!. When acknowledged, he said!.!.!.

"I'm sorry to blow your conclusions, but you were reading it left to right!. In Hebrew we read from right to left!. That way it reads!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

'Holy mackerel, dig the a$$ on that woman!'"

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Answers:
Take a star for this ingenious joke, kitty!.

I've never heard it before!.

Holy Mackerel ! ( A fishy expression of surprise) What a dumb a$$ I had been that it never occurred to me that I should bottom up the archaeological findings to dig the behind of a woman!

The sharp & smart speaker has done a great ( blow --- the conclusion) job!

It's really a fabulous piece of reverse ( not left to right but upside down) flight of imagination, ketty!.

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ha ha ha!!! awesome one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha ha, this is one of the best stories I've heard in a long time, hilarious, thanks for sharing!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Now I really love that one,a man after my own soul !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LoL! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.thats crazy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Now I did!. <grin> Have a star, Kitty - very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats lameWww@Enter-QA@Com



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