What are some funny 3 wishes jokes?!
Question: What are some funny 3 wishes jokes!?
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that joke was really funny!!
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant!. The waitress asks, "What will it be!?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke!." "And you!?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies!. They finish their meal and pay!. "That will be $4!.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount!. They do this every day till Fri!.
"The usual!?" she asked!. "No, today is Friday!. I'll have steak and a coke!."
"Me too!." says the ostrich!. They finish and pay!. "That will be $10!.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week!.
The waitress was dumb-founded!. "How is it that you always have the exact amount!?"
"Well," says the man!. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp!. I rubbed it and a genie appeared!." Wow!" said the waitress!. "What did you wish for!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant!. The waitress asks, "What will it be!?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke!." "And you!?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies!. They finish their meal and pay!. "That will be $4!.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount!. They do this every day till Fri!.
"The usual!?" she asked!. "No, today is Friday!. I'll have steak and a coke!."
"Me too!." says the ostrich!. They finish and pay!. "That will be $10!.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week!.
The waitress was dumb-founded!. "How is it that you always have the exact amount!?"
"Well," says the man!. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp!. I rubbed it and a genie appeared!." Wow!" said the waitress!. "What did you wish for!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A lonely woman is walking on the beach, upset because her husband has just left her for his much younger secretary!. She kicks a bottle, and a genie comes out!.
"For freeing me from the bottle I'll give you three wishes, but know this: everything you wish for, your husband gets double!."
The woman is shocked "That no good, lying, cheating, piece of crap!?"
The genie replies "I'm sorry, that's the policy, whatever you wish for he gets double"
The woman thinks and says "I'd like a million dollars!."
Where her husband is, two million appears at his feet!.
Then the woman says "I'd like the world's largest diamond"
Her husband starts looking for a jeweler!.
Then the woman thinks very hard and says "Whatever I wish for, he gets doubled!?"
"Yes"
"OK, then, scare me half to death"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"For freeing me from the bottle I'll give you three wishes, but know this: everything you wish for, your husband gets double!."
The woman is shocked "That no good, lying, cheating, piece of crap!?"
The genie replies "I'm sorry, that's the policy, whatever you wish for he gets double"
The woman thinks and says "I'd like a million dollars!."
Where her husband is, two million appears at his feet!.
Then the woman says "I'd like the world's largest diamond"
Her husband starts looking for a jeweler!.
Then the woman thinks very hard and says "Whatever I wish for, he gets doubled!?"
"Yes"
"OK, then, scare me half to death"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A company boss was driving with his manager and an employee to lunch at a fancy restaurant when the company car stopped!. They all got out to see that the closest building was an antique store, so they went to ask for a some gasoline!. They went to the door to find a lamp outside of it!. They picked it up and wiped the dust off when a genie came out and he said,"You know the drill, three wishes!." They new they would get one wish each, so the young employee said," I want to be in a warm personal island surrounded by girls and my own maid!." and WHOOSH he was gone!.
The manager went next," I wish I was back in my hometown with my family!." and WHOOSH, he was gone!.
Finally it was the boss's turn," I want a full tank and to see those two in my office immediately after lunch!"
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The manager went next," I wish I was back in my hometown with my family!." and WHOOSH, he was gone!.
Finally it was the boss's turn," I want a full tank and to see those two in my office immediately after lunch!"
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes!.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich!."
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess!."
She turns into a beautiful young woman!.
"Your third wish!?" asked the fairy godmother!. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them!.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince!?" she asks!.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine!.
She stares at him, smitten!. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!."
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"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich!."
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess!."
She turns into a beautiful young woman!.
"Your third wish!?" asked the fairy godmother!. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them!.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince!?" she asks!.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine!.
She stares at him, smitten!. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!."
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