Anyone have a corny joke?!


Question: Anyone have a corny joke!?
here's mine-

why did the cookie go to the doctor!?
it was feeling crummy!.


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Answers:
what did the farmer say when we lost his tractor!?
"wheres my tractor!?"

whats brown and sticky!?
a stick

what did batman tell robin before they got in the car!?
"robin, get in the car!."

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What do you call a farm without the f!?
An arm

What did the man say in mid-air, jumping off a cliff!?
Oh crap

What did the mom say to the kids before they got in the car!?
Kids, get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road!?
Cause it was trying to get BAWK to the other side! lol hahahahahaha!

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"90% of people masturbate in the shower!.
10% sing!.

What song do they sing!?"

And then the person says, "I don't know!."
And you say, "So you're NOT the one singing!.!.!."

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what do you call a man crying

a man crying

what do you call a corny joke

a jokes thats corny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!.What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor!?
A!."Where's my tractor!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what time is it when an elephant sits on a fence!.!.!.!.!?

time to get a new fenceWww@Enter-QA@Com

mine is corn-y!

why shouldn't you tell secrets in a corn patch!?

-because corns have ears!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do u call a car that doesnt start or run and just sits in your driveway!?!?!?

a chevyWww@Enter-QA@Com

how was the banana!?
appealWww@Enter-QA@Com

What does a 'gay' horse eat!? Haaaay!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a gay farmer!?

A jolly rancherWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a cow with no legs!?!?!?


ground beefWww@Enter-QA@Com



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