Could you make a serious person laugh?no offense ?!
Question: Could you make a serious person laugh!?no offense !?
Do not take it in a bad way please!.I am a serious person and want to laugh ,All my friend say that i am and i never laugh at their jokes!.Could someone make me laugh if you want to give me advice about what to tell them or to do you can!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lighten up!. People who laugh at everything are annoying, but people that don't laugh at all are kind of a drag to be around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day at wal-mart a woman was walking in with two children, she was screaming profanities and beating her children!. When she reached the door an old woman was standing outside as the greeter!.
"Good morning mam," She said politely "what lovely children you have! Are they twins!?"
"H3ll no! One's 8 and the others 10! Can't you tell!?!" Why do you wanna know!?!" the woman screamed at her!.
"Oh well i just couldn't imagine why someone would sleep with you twice!. Anyway have a nice day!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Good morning mam," She said politely "what lovely children you have! Are they twins!?"
"H3ll no! One's 8 and the others 10! Can't you tell!?!" Why do you wanna know!?!" the woman screamed at her!.
"Oh well i just couldn't imagine why someone would sleep with you twice!. Anyway have a nice day!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet!?
Pooh!
There was a new crew member on a pirate ship!. The Captain was missing a leg, a hand, and an eye!. The crew member's curiosity got the best of him one day, and he asked the captain, "What happened to your leg!?"!. The Pirate replied, "It was bitten off by a crocodile!." "then what happened to your hand!?" the young lad asked!. "A shark leaped out of the water an yanked it off when I was looking overboard" the pirate replied!. "Well, then what happened to your eye!?" "There were a flock of seagulls pooping in me eye!" Said the pirate!. "The seagulls pooped your eye out!?" asked the member!. "Nooo!.!.!." THe pirate replied!. "First day with me hook!
Ok, those were all of my jokes, here are a few from a website I found
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A guy shows up late for work!. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why!? What happened at 8:30!?"
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over!. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do!?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's really dead!."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot!. Then Joe comes back to the phone!. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator!. "What do I do next!?"
Squirrels had overrun three churches in town!. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there!. Who were they to interfere with God's will!? they reasoned!. Soon, the squirrels multiplied!.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town!. Three days later, the squirrels were back!.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away!. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church!. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter!.
A grasshopper hops into a bar!. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here!. We've even got a drink named after you!." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich!. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead!. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going!? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda!. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring!. Eats shoots and leaves!."
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road!. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball!. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway!.
As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that!?"
The golfer shrugged!. "You have to know the bus schedule!."
A poodle and a collie were walking down the street!. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess!. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat!."
"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist!?" asked the collie!.
"I can't," replied the poodle!. "I'm not allowed on the couch!."
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers!?
A: They have two left feet!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pooh!
There was a new crew member on a pirate ship!. The Captain was missing a leg, a hand, and an eye!. The crew member's curiosity got the best of him one day, and he asked the captain, "What happened to your leg!?"!. The Pirate replied, "It was bitten off by a crocodile!." "then what happened to your hand!?" the young lad asked!. "A shark leaped out of the water an yanked it off when I was looking overboard" the pirate replied!. "Well, then what happened to your eye!?" "There were a flock of seagulls pooping in me eye!" Said the pirate!. "The seagulls pooped your eye out!?" asked the member!. "Nooo!.!.!." THe pirate replied!. "First day with me hook!
Ok, those were all of my jokes, here are a few from a website I found
______________________________________!.!.!.
A guy shows up late for work!. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why!? What happened at 8:30!?"
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over!. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do!?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's really dead!."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot!. Then Joe comes back to the phone!. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator!. "What do I do next!?"
Squirrels had overrun three churches in town!. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there!. Who were they to interfere with God's will!? they reasoned!. Soon, the squirrels multiplied!.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town!. Three days later, the squirrels were back!.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away!. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church!. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter!.
A grasshopper hops into a bar!. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here!. We've even got a drink named after you!." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve!?"
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich!. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead!. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going!? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda!. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring!. Eats shoots and leaves!."
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road!. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball!. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway!.
As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that!?"
The golfer shrugged!. "You have to know the bus schedule!."
A poodle and a collie were walking down the street!. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess!. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat!."
"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist!?" asked the collie!.
"I can't," replied the poodle!. "I'm not allowed on the couch!."
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers!?
A: They have two left feet!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
this guy makes my laugh
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What makes you laugh!? Cerebral jokes!? You should watch some really witty sitcoms!.
Sometimes, it's also cynicism!.!. No offense meant cuz I am a cynic and I laugh at jokes or anecdotes that make me think or analyse!.!.
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Sometimes, it's also cynicism!.!. No offense meant cuz I am a cynic and I laugh at jokes or anecdotes that make me think or analyse!.!.
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ok y did the checken cross the street !?!?!.!.!.
to get to the other side !.!. lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get to the other side !.!. lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe you need funnier friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have someone tickle you!Www@Enter-QA@Com