Where can i get some jokes for free?!
Question: Where can i get some jokes for free!?
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The golfing injury!?
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning!. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole!.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony!.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize!. "Please allow me to help!. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly!.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright!. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin!.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him!. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside!. She began to massage him!. She then asked him "How does that feel!?"
He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning!. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole!.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony!.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize!. "Please allow me to help!. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly!.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright!. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin!.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him!. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside!. She began to massage him!. She then asked him "How does that feel!?"
He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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