Joke ?!
Question: Joke !?
the first little piggy goes to a bar and asks for a drink, then asks the bartender where the bathroom is and leaves saying he has to go to the market!.
the second little piggy walks in , has a drink, then asks the bartender where the bathroom is and leaves saying he has to get home!. this happens again for the 3rd and 4th piggy!. when the fifth little piggy walks in has a drink and is about to walk out the door when the bartender asks him:"aren't oyu going to ask me where the bathroom is!?" and the piggy replies" no,no, I'm the one who goes wee, wee,wee, all the way home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second little piggy walks in , has a drink, then asks the bartender where the bathroom is and leaves saying he has to get home!. this happens again for the 3rd and 4th piggy!. when the fifth little piggy walks in has a drink and is about to walk out the door when the bartender asks him:"aren't oyu going to ask me where the bathroom is!?" and the piggy replies" no,no, I'm the one who goes wee, wee,wee, all the way home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha! that's funny!. i like the god one!. and yes the piggy one!.!. here's one
A priest, a school boy, Paris Hilton, and the president are on a plane!. The plane is hit by a tornato and one of the wings are ripped of!. The pilot yells: "get your parachutes and jump out!" and jumps out!. The four people notice now that there are only three parachutes left!. The President says"i must live to lead my people and jumps out", The paris looks at the priest and little boy and says "I have to live! i'm more important than a priest and boy!" and jumps out!. The priest sadly gives the boy the last parachute and says" you have a whole life ahead of you, go ahead, take it"!.
The boy smiles, and takes out the last parachute and says" The Paris took my backpack" They both jump out and live happily ever after!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A priest, a school boy, Paris Hilton, and the president are on a plane!. The plane is hit by a tornato and one of the wings are ripped of!. The pilot yells: "get your parachutes and jump out!" and jumps out!. The four people notice now that there are only three parachutes left!. The President says"i must live to lead my people and jumps out", The paris looks at the priest and little boy and says "I have to live! i'm more important than a priest and boy!" and jumps out!. The priest sadly gives the boy the last parachute and says" you have a whole life ahead of you, go ahead, take it"!.
The boy smiles, and takes out the last parachute and says" The Paris took my backpack" They both jump out and live happily ever after!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The difference between pig and men
Pigs wont turn men soon they drink !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pigs wont turn men soon they drink !Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats good!.!. try this:
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com