Good old church joke Amen Granma!!?!
Question: Good old church joke Amen Granma!!!?
there was once a pastor who had not planned his sermon for the service on the morning!.!.!.on arriving on th pulpit he told the congregation that today's service was going to be a little different he would say a word and they would in turn sing a song that reminded them of this word!.
the first word he said was grace, the entire congregation started singing in unison (8) amazing grace how sweet the sound that save a wretch!.!.!.
he responded "amen brethren"
next he said the word "children"
and the entire congregation started singing (8) jesus loves the little children all the children of the world
and so as he kept calling out words at random the congregation kept singing songs that reminded them of the word the pastor had called!.
after about 15 songs he paused then said the word "SEX!" loudly
the entire congregation was shocked and speechless and then they began to murmur
he repeated "brethren!.!.!.sex!?"
everyone was quiet!.!.!.
then an 87 year old lady stood in the back and started singing
"Precious memories, how they linger, how they ever touch my soul"!.!.!.!.LMAO is it good or whatWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first word he said was grace, the entire congregation started singing in unison (8) amazing grace how sweet the sound that save a wretch!.!.!.
he responded "amen brethren"
next he said the word "children"
and the entire congregation started singing (8) jesus loves the little children all the children of the world
and so as he kept calling out words at random the congregation kept singing songs that reminded them of the word the pastor had called!.
after about 15 songs he paused then said the word "SEX!" loudly
the entire congregation was shocked and speechless and then they began to murmur
he repeated "brethren!.!.!.sex!?"
everyone was quiet!.!.!.
then an 87 year old lady stood in the back and started singing
"Precious memories, how they linger, how they ever touch my soul"!.!.!.!.LMAO is it good or whatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Didn't expect that! Good one:) *star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oldy!.!.!.!.!. but goody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was good!.!.!.!.I didn't see that coming!.!.!.Ha ha ha keep it up with the good humorWww@Enter-QA@Com