Funniest Chuck Norris Fact?!
Question: Funniest Chuck Norris Fact!?
the funniest one gets 10 points
my favorite is:
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure!. Chuck Norris goes killing!.
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my favorite is:
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure!. Chuck Norris goes killing!.
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Answers:
Chuck Norris visited to the Virgin Islands on a vacation!. It is now!.!. "The Islands"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuch norris does not sleep, chuck norris waits!.
if you can see chuck norris, it's too late!.
there is no control button on chuck norris's computer, chuck norris is always in control!.
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open!.
chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip!.
chuck norris killed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise!.
the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris!.
chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants!.
chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!.
chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
chuck norris has counted to infinity!.!.!. twice!.
there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that chuck norris has allowed to exist!.
chuck norris doesn't do push ups!. he pushes the earth down!.
chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears!. too bad chuck norris doesn't cry!.
chuck norris has already been to mars!. that's why there are no signs of life there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you can see chuck norris, it's too late!.
there is no control button on chuck norris's computer, chuck norris is always in control!.
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open!.
chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip!.
chuck norris killed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise!.
the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris!.
chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants!.
chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!.
chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
chuck norris has counted to infinity!.!.!. twice!.
there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that chuck norris has allowed to exist!.
chuck norris doesn't do push ups!. he pushes the earth down!.
chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears!. too bad chuck norris doesn't cry!.
chuck norris has already been to mars!. that's why there are no signs of life there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you can see chuck norris, he can see you!.!.!.!.if you can't see him, you may be only seconds away from death!
http://ie!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=l8k3uGzgZI!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://ie!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=l8k3uGzgZI!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck norris was there to withness the falling of a tree when nobody was around!. It did not DARE to make a sound!.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light!. not because he's afraid of the dark!.!.!.!.!.!.!. its because the dark is afraid of him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris was in a fight and he lost one of his balls!. We now call it Jupiter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com