Funny pickup lines (:?!
Question: Funny pickup lines (:!?
i juss wana know some pickup liness
i lovee hearing themm!
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i lovee hearing themm!
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Answers:
Did you fart!? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there!.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world!?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you!?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access!.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready!.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room!?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas!.
Do you have any raisins!? No!? How about a date!?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me!? Her: No!. Well then, please start!.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk!.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you!?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend!.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long!.
Are you lost!? Because heaven's a long way from here!.
POOF! (What are u doing!?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes!?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time!? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down !.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!.
Are you an interior decorator!? When I saw you the room became beautiful!.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart!.
Is that top felt!? [No] Would you like it to be!?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living!?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.
Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.
I'm invisible!. (Really!?) Can you see me!? (Yes) How about tomorrow night!?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you!.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had!?) none!.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot!?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no!. So what's it gonna be!?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say!.!.!. "I'm not really this tall!.!.!.!.I'm sitting on my wallet!."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service!. Beeeeeeeeeep!. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line!.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out!.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away!.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted!.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil!.!.!.pointless!.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice!.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be!.
Can I have directions!? ["To where!?"] To your heart!.
Are you an alien!? because you just abducted my heart!.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first!.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye!. Nope, it's just a sparkle!.
You've been a bad girl/boy!. Go to my room!.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity!.
Do you know karate!? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside!?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love!.
Do you have a Bandaid!? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no!.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile!.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!.
You know what!? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche!.
Are you an alien!?, because you just abducted my heart!.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!? My zipper!.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number!.
Hi, I'm Mr!. Right!. Someone said you were looking for me!.
Giant polar bear (What!?) It's an icebreaker!. Hi, my name is!.!.!.!.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you!.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache!.
My love for you is like the universe!.!.!.neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!.
You - "Did it hurt"!. The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt!?", You - "When you fell from heaven!."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets!? I believe you have stolen my heart!.
Do you have a map!? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there!.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world!?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you!?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access!.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready!.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room!?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas!.
Do you have any raisins!? No!? How about a date!?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me!? Her: No!. Well then, please start!.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk!.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you!?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend!.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long!.
Are you lost!? Because heaven's a long way from here!.
POOF! (What are u doing!?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes!?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time!? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down !.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!.
Are you an interior decorator!? When I saw you the room became beautiful!.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart!.
Is that top felt!? [No] Would you like it to be!?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living!?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.
Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.
I'm invisible!. (Really!?) Can you see me!? (Yes) How about tomorrow night!?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you!.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had!?) none!.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot!?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no!. So what's it gonna be!?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say!.!.!. "I'm not really this tall!.!.!.!.I'm sitting on my wallet!."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service!. Beeeeeeeeeep!. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line!.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out!.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away!.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted!.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil!.!.!.pointless!.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice!.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be!.
Can I have directions!? ["To where!?"] To your heart!.
Are you an alien!? because you just abducted my heart!.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first!.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye!. Nope, it's just a sparkle!.
You've been a bad girl/boy!. Go to my room!.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity!.
Do you know karate!? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside!?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love!.
Do you have a Bandaid!? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no!.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile!.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!.
You know what!? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche!.
Are you an alien!?, because you just abducted my heart!.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!? My zipper!.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number!.
Hi, I'm Mr!. Right!. Someone said you were looking for me!.
Giant polar bear (What!?) It's an icebreaker!. Hi, my name is!.!.!.!.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you!.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache!.
My love for you is like the universe!.!.!.neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!.
You - "Did it hurt"!. The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt!?", You - "When you fell from heaven!."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets!? I believe you have stolen my heart!.
Do you have a map!? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips!." She says, "Bet'Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear!. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast!.
2!.A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs!. What's the moral of the story!?!?!? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck
3!. A boy gives a girl 12 roses!. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die!.
4!.Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you!." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet
5!.You're like a prize winning fish!. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!.
6!.You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall!.!.!. is in love with me
7!.I want to tell you your fortune!. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it!.] Your future is clear
8!.If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous
9!.I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me!?
10!.If you were a booger I would pick you first
11!.I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden
12!. Do you want to do math!? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
13!. Can you take me to the bakery!? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
12!.Was your Dad a baker!? Because you've got a nice set of buns
13!.Do u sleep on your belly at night!? If no, can I!?
14!.Do you have a mirror in your pocket!? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants!.
15!.[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance!? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me!.!.!.!. I said u look really fat in those pants!
16!.Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed!?
17!.Are you a parking ticket!? Because you've got FINE written all over you
18!.You turn my software into hardware!
19!. I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
20!.Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy!? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street
21!.I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
22!. Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ***, my G-String and you!
23!.(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me
24!.Can you lick your nipples!?
[No] Can I!?
[Yes] Can you show me!?
25!.Are you a hooker!? Cause I'm hooked on you
26!.What do you and the weather have in common!? You're both Hot!
27!.I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9!?
28!.My name's [your name]!. That's so you know what to scream in bed!.
29!. Do you have any raisins!? No!? How about a date!?
30!.Are you a gardener!? I have a bush that needs a trim!.
31!.I'm going outside to make out!.!.!. care to
join me!?
31!.I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs!. What's the moral of the story!?!?!? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck
3!. A boy gives a girl 12 roses!. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die!.
4!.Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you!." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet
5!.You're like a prize winning fish!. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!.
6!.You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall!.!.!. is in love with me
7!.I want to tell you your fortune!. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it!.] Your future is clear
8!.If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous
9!.I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me!?
10!.If you were a booger I would pick you first
11!.I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden
12!. Do you want to do math!? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
13!. Can you take me to the bakery!? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
12!.Was your Dad a baker!? Because you've got a nice set of buns
13!.Do u sleep on your belly at night!? If no, can I!?
14!.Do you have a mirror in your pocket!? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants!.
15!.[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance!? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me!.!.!.!. I said u look really fat in those pants!
16!.Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed!?
17!.Are you a parking ticket!? Because you've got FINE written all over you
18!.You turn my software into hardware!
19!. I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
20!.Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy!? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street
21!.I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
22!. Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ***, my G-String and you!
23!.(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me
24!.Can you lick your nipples!?
[No] Can I!?
[Yes] Can you show me!?
25!.Are you a hooker!? Cause I'm hooked on you
26!.What do you and the weather have in common!? You're both Hot!
27!.I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9!?
28!.My name's [your name]!. That's so you know what to scream in bed!.
29!. Do you have any raisins!? No!? How about a date!?
30!.Are you a gardener!? I have a bush that needs a trim!.
31!.I'm going outside to make out!.!.!. care to
join me!?
31!.I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Psst!!.!.!.The word of the day is!.!.!.Legs! let's go back to my place and spread the word!
Hey!.!.!.You got any Irish in ya!? (no!.) Ya want some!?
girl: Ya wanna see my canary!?
boy: sure!
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Hey!.!.!.You got any Irish in ya!? (no!.) Ya want some!?
girl: Ya wanna see my canary!?
boy: sure!
girl looking down pants: my p***y must've eaten it! (I actually got that one from a girl at a concert)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see me in your pants!.
2!. If I had a chest like that, I would sit home all day long and play with it!!
3!. Are you exhusted, because you've been running around in my head all night!.
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2!. If I had a chest like that, I would sit home all day long and play with it!!
3!. Are you exhusted, because you've been running around in my head all night!.
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The dumbest one I've ever heard was: You with all those curves and me with no brakes!. how lame is that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you were a lasergun you would be set on STUNNING!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you a terrorist!? 'cause you're the BOMB!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I may not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you from Tennessee!? Because you're the only ten I see!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i'll marry your cat just to be in your family !Www@Enter-QA@Com
my face leaves in five minutes, and i want you to be on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have monkey wrench eyes!.!.!. when I look at you my nuts tighten!.Www@Enter-QA@Com