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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes!. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed!. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine!. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl!. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time!. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM!.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed!. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands!. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious!. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her!." "Let me see your hands!" she demands!. He shows his wife his powdery hands!.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman!?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"!.


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