Girls and boys,one for you both!?!
Question: Girls and boys,one for you both!!?
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
woman he spotted dining alone!. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
said,"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender!.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note!. Having written a quick reply, she asked the
waiter to take it to the gentleman!. The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in
the bank, and 7 inches in your pants!."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return!.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
this to the woman!. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari
Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage!.
There is over twenty million sterling in my bank account!. But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut three inches off my d**k !Www@Enter-QA@Com
woman he spotted dining alone!. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
said,"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender!.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note!. Having written a quick reply, she asked the
waiter to take it to the gentleman!. The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in
the bank, and 7 inches in your pants!."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return!.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
this to the woman!. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari
Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage!.
There is over twenty million sterling in my bank account!. But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut three inches off my d**k !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
A Man with everything, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers No8!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Man with everything, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers No8!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i think its funny
oh yes and let me advertise to the yahoo answer community
i have officially been written up twice in one day
isnt that fabulouse ((ppl really need to calm down about this site i mean i could understand it if you content was vulgore or affensive but mine wasnt))
and by the way the first time i didnt do anything wrong but il ladmit that IDK really isnt an answer so i probably deserved the second one
but wut ever i think its jacked up Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh yes and let me advertise to the yahoo answer community
i have officially been written up twice in one day
isnt that fabulouse ((ppl really need to calm down about this site i mean i could understand it if you content was vulgore or affensive but mine wasnt))
and by the way the first time i didnt do anything wrong but il ladmit that IDK really isnt an answer so i probably deserved the second one
but wut ever i think its jacked up Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good, i see the dipsticks are at it again,asking whats the question!.will they ever learn,strewth!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny !!
Loved it, but i didn't laugh!.
eheheh :]
?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved it, but i didn't laugh!.
eheheh :]
?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah! I love the surprise ending!. It took me a second, but I got it!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha niiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
wicked!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny pmsl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
quite amusing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! Star for that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!
And what's the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
And what's the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good ole chap!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha damn thats funny and its true thats how most women areWww@Enter-QA@Com
Class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, good answer on his part!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whuts the question!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
some like it some dont, I DO funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, thats a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i"m saying nothing,i"m skint!!ah ah ah !! good one no8!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMJ thats hilarous! i almost read it too my mom but AKWARD! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
duh i fink dats funiy!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. thanks! you just made my day, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dream on - 10 inches yeah right!.
i didn't find the joke funny, but i can see why this would get a giggle out of the women!.
thats my angle on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't find the joke funny, but i can see why this would get a giggle out of the women!.
thats my angle on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com