Girls and boys,one for you both!?!


Question: Girls and boys,one for you both!!?
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
woman he spotted dining alone!. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
said,"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender!.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note!. Having written a quick reply, she asked the
waiter to take it to the gentleman!. The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in
the bank, and 7 inches in your pants!."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return!.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
this to the woman!. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari
Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage!.
There is over twenty million sterling in my bank account!. But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you,

would I cut three inches off my d**k !Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
A Man with everything, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers No8!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i think its funny


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and by the way the first time i didnt do anything wrong but il ladmit that IDK really isnt an answer so i probably deserved the second one
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Funny! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

very good, i see the dipsticks are at it again,asking whats the question!.will they ever learn,strewth!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny !!
Loved it, but i didn't laugh!.
eheheh :]
?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ah! I love the surprise ending!. It took me a second, but I got it!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha niiceWww@Enter-QA@Com

wicked!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny pmsl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

quite amusing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! Star for that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol
funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!
And what's the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good ole chap!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha damn thats funny and its true thats how most women areWww@Enter-QA@Com

Class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice, good answer on his part!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

whuts the question!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

some like it some dont, I DO funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, thats a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, niceWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i"m saying nothing,i"m skint!!ah ah ah !! good one no8!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMJ thats hilarous! i almost read it too my mom but AKWARD! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

duh i fink dats funiy!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!. thanks! you just made my day, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

dream on - 10 inches yeah right!.

i didn't find the joke funny, but i can see why this would get a giggle out of the women!.

thats my angle on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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