Joke: Reading and the Wife?!
Question: Joke: Reading and the Wife!?
A married couple is lying in bed one night!.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book!.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits!.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book!.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him!.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes!?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown!. I thought it was foreplay!.
The husband says, No, not at all!.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then!?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book!.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits!.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book!.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him!.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes!?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown!. I thought it was foreplay!.
The husband says, No, not at all!.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then!?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i thought i was the only one that read that way lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
SO THIS IS THE JOKE MY HUSBAND WAS TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MADE UP GUESS I WILL HAVE TO APOLOGIZED FOR THE BLACK EYE HE GOT LAST NIGHT
OOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSWww@Enter-QA@Com
OOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!
AHAHAH
Good one!
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~Ash J
XOXOxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAH
Good one!
*4U
~Ash J
XOXOxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats gross!. That might have been a little more amusing if I wasn't a female, but that was just nasty and dirty!. :SWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO Thats the best thing Ive heard all day! Star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
GOOD ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
That one is always funny!.!.!.!. starWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg i couldnt stop laughing!!!!! :D Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good one !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A * 4 U !.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com