Can You Actually Believe This?!

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations!.

On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church!."

On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship!."

At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel!."

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs!."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife!. Let our washing machine do the dirty work!."

In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan!."

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks!."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10!. They won't last an hour!"

On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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