Pick up lines and witty love quotes ?!
Question: Pick up lines and witty love quotes !?
give all the ones you know and feel like typing they need to be funny and catchy , even if it takes a short story to tell it write it any way and best one wins or if i cant choose b/c their all good then ill pick a random one
heres one i heard that i like
"ok lets flip a coin, heads your mines and tails im yours"
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heres one i heard that i like
"ok lets flip a coin, heads your mines and tails im yours"
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Answers:
!.Nice shoes!.!.!.!.!.wanna screw!?!!?
!. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents!.
!. Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours!?
!.Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
!.Nice pants!. Can I test the zipper!?
!.You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves!.!.
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!. If you can't be with the ones you love, then love the one you're with!.
!. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you!. !.
!. I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you!.!.!.
!.I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
!.Can you help me find my puppy!? I think he went into this cheap motel room!.
and some more
He: Would you like to dance!?
She: Not with you!.
He: Oh, come on!. Lower your standards a little, I just did!.
Q: "May I have the directions to your heart!?"
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave!. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F!.U!.' Blvd
!.
He: Your body is like a temple!.!.!.
She: Sorry, there are no services today!.
He: Can I put my beef in your taco!?
She: No sorry!.!.!.I'm a vegitarian!.
He: Do you wanna dance!?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked!.
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!
He: Hey baby, do you wanna go to my place and hang out (wink wink)
She: No, I'm going to my boyfriend's to hang out! (wink wink)
He: The name's Bond, James Bond!.
She: The idea's lost, get lost!
Q: Does beauty run in your family!?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy!?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again!?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: Haven't we met before!?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V!.D!. Clinic!.
He: So wanna go back to my place!?
She: Well, I don't know!. Will two people fit under a rock!?
He: I'd like to call you!. What's your number!?
She: It's in the phone book!.
He: But I don't know your name!.
She: It's in the phone book too!
He: So what do you do for a living!?
She: Female impersonator!.
Q: What sign were you born under!?
A: No Parking!.
He: So how do you like your eggs in the morning!?
She: Unfertilized!
Q: What are you looking at!?
A: Oh!. I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken!.
He: I'd really like to get into your pants!.
She: No thanks!. There's already one ****** in there!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here!.
A: Really!? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: So, baby, your place or mine!?
She: Both!. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
He:Your legs go clear up to your ***!.
She: Most peoples do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink!?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
He: I know how to please a woman!.
She: Then please leave me alone!.
He:I want to give myself to you!.
She: Sorry, I don`t accept cheap gifts!.
"Haven`t I seen you some place before!?"
Response: "Yeah, that`s why I don`t go there anymore!."
"You look like a dream!."
Response: "Go back to sleep!."
"I can tell that you want me!."
Response: "Yes, I want you to leave!."
"Hey, baby, what`s your sign!?"
Response: "Do not enter!.!.!.or stop!."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar!?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world!?
Q: Is this seat empty!?
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down!.
"I can see forever in your eyes!."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours!."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you!?"
Response: "No I think your excess weight is taking all the air!"
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included!."
Response: "Thanks! Hey I saw your name next to filthy!."
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!. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents!.
!. Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours!?
!.Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
!.Nice pants!. Can I test the zipper!?
!.You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves!.!.
!.
!. If you can't be with the ones you love, then love the one you're with!.
!. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you!. !.
!. I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you!.!.!.
!.I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
!.Can you help me find my puppy!? I think he went into this cheap motel room!.
and some more
He: Would you like to dance!?
She: Not with you!.
He: Oh, come on!. Lower your standards a little, I just did!.
Q: "May I have the directions to your heart!?"
A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave!. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F!.U!.' Blvd
!.
He: Your body is like a temple!.!.!.
She: Sorry, there are no services today!.
He: Can I put my beef in your taco!?
She: No sorry!.!.!.I'm a vegitarian!.
He: Do you wanna dance!?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked!.
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!
He: Hey baby, do you wanna go to my place and hang out (wink wink)
She: No, I'm going to my boyfriend's to hang out! (wink wink)
He: The name's Bond, James Bond!.
She: The idea's lost, get lost!
Q: Does beauty run in your family!?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy!?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again!?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: Haven't we met before!?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V!.D!. Clinic!.
He: So wanna go back to my place!?
She: Well, I don't know!. Will two people fit under a rock!?
He: I'd like to call you!. What's your number!?
She: It's in the phone book!.
He: But I don't know your name!.
She: It's in the phone book too!
He: So what do you do for a living!?
She: Female impersonator!.
Q: What sign were you born under!?
A: No Parking!.
He: So how do you like your eggs in the morning!?
She: Unfertilized!
Q: What are you looking at!?
A: Oh!. I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken!.
He: I'd really like to get into your pants!.
She: No thanks!. There's already one ****** in there!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here!.
A: Really!? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: So, baby, your place or mine!?
She: Both!. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
He:Your legs go clear up to your ***!.
She: Most peoples do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink!?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
He: I know how to please a woman!.
She: Then please leave me alone!.
He:I want to give myself to you!.
She: Sorry, I don`t accept cheap gifts!.
"Haven`t I seen you some place before!?"
Response: "Yeah, that`s why I don`t go there anymore!."
"You look like a dream!."
Response: "Go back to sleep!."
"I can tell that you want me!."
Response: "Yes, I want you to leave!."
"Hey, baby, what`s your sign!?"
Response: "Do not enter!.!.!.or stop!."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar!?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world!?
Q: Is this seat empty!?
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down!.
"I can see forever in your eyes!."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours!."
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you!?"
Response: "No I think your excess weight is taking all the air!"
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included!."
Response: "Thanks! Hey I saw your name next to filthy!."
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Guy pick up lines:
Do you have a boyfriend!? [No] Want one!? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me!.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours!?
Girl Pick up lines:
“You see my friend over there!? She wants to know if you think I'M cute too!.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again!?”
“Can I sit with you so I quit getting hit on by guys I have no interest in!?”
“Do you have a girlfriend!? No!. Do you want one!? If they say yes, ask would you like another one!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you have a boyfriend!? [No] Want one!? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me!.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours!?
Girl Pick up lines:
“You see my friend over there!? She wants to know if you think I'M cute too!.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again!?”
“Can I sit with you so I quit getting hit on by guys I have no interest in!?”
“Do you have a girlfriend!? No!. Do you want one!? If they say yes, ask would you like another one!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
him: im going to need ur phone number
her: Why!?
him: for insurance, because i ran into that wall over there, when i was distracted by ur beauty (i can figure out the exact words, but its something like that)
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her: Why!?
him: for insurance, because i ran into that wall over there, when i was distracted by ur beauty (i can figure out the exact words, but its something like that)
not my fave at all- "u must be from tennesee, cuz ur the only 10- I- seeWww@Enter-QA@Com
can i buy you a drink or shall i just give you the money!. do you want sex NO do you mind lying down so i can have some!. if i told you i like it rough would you still slap me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Him: did it hurt!?
Her: did what hurt!?
Him: when you fell out of heaven!.
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Are you tired!? because you've been walking through my mind all day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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guy- how about pizza and a fuc k !?!?!?
girl- no
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girl- no
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ARE YOU CINGUILAR!? COS YOU'RE RAISING MY BAR!!!
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