Tell me a funny chemistry joke!?!


Question: Tell me a funny chemistry joke!!?
Answers:
Little Willy was a chemist
Little Willy is no more
What Willy thought was H20
Was H2SO4!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A student comes into his lab class right at the end of the hour!. Fearing he'll get an "F", he asks a fellow student what she's been doing!. "We've been observing water under the microscope!. We're suppose to write up what we see!." The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles and ellipses with hair on them!. The panic-stricken student hears the bell go off, opens his notebook and writes, "During this laboratory, I examined water under the microscope and I saw twice as many H's as O's!."


Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms!?
A: A ferrous wheel:



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Hydrogen and Oxygen are sitting in a bar!. Gold walks in and Oxygen says: AU! get out of here!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i cant remember any but they always had some good ones on dexters labWww@Enter-QA@Com

the Little Willy one is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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