Girlfriend & some other Jokes......!!!!?!


Question: Girlfriend & some other Jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!!!?
JEALOUSY!!.!.!.!.!.Guyz if you want t o make your ex-gf Jealous, just do this!.

The guy approached a hot looking girl in a mall and asked, "You know, I've lost my girlfriend here in the mall!. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes!?"

"Why!?" she asks!.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful babe, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere!."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN!

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer!. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish!."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish!."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want!."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic!. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking!. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things!. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me!."

The man thought about it for a long time!. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women!. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy!."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge!?"
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A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar!.

"I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her!. "But I was thinking of you the whole time!."

"You miss me that much!?" she asks!.

"No," he says!. "But it kept me from coming too fast!."
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Define Girlfriend!

A person who changes every habit in BOY and after a year says ” Now you are not like before ,You have changed a lot!. I hate you!.
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Dad: dear son like whom you are you going to live!?

Son: like gandhiji

Dad: great, why do you like him!?

Son: he married at the age of 13

Dad: #+ü′?0′#?+!?!?!?!?
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Mom: wake up son!. Its time to go to school…

Son: why mom!? I don’t want to go to school

Mom: give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school!.

Son: 1!. all the children hate me!.

2!. All teachers hate me!.

Mom: oh, that’s not the reason!. Come on you have to go to school

Son: give me two reasons why I should go to school!?

Mom: 1!. you are 52 years old

2!. You are the principle of school!.
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Brain!
Human Brain is most out standing organ in Nature!. It functions 24 hours 365 days and right from the day we were born and stops only when we enter the examination hall!.
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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back!.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back!.
A sardar in India found nothing!. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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haha god bridge and brain one were the only funny ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i really like the first two!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not bad! Some good ones there! Silly Indians! So is that why the BT Internet Helpline has a call centre in India!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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