Any Good Jokes????????????????????.!
Question: Any Good Jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Any good sex jokes or anything like that!?
im in 8th grade and cant think of any!.
No "knock,knock" crap eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
im in 8th grade and cant think of any!.
No "knock,knock" crap eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ok, I'm sorry that I'm using this knock-knock format, but its funny!.
Knock-knock
Who's there!?
Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline who!?
Exactly!
Joke 2:
Due to a flight inconvenience, Christian Aguilera, Paris Hilton and Madonna were forced to use the same plane!. Christina, who's feeling generous, throws a 100 dollar bill out the window and says loudly, "I've just made a person happy"
Paris rips a 100 dollar bill in half , throws it out the window and says loudly, "i've just made two people happy"
Brit throws 100 one dollar bills out the window and says loudly, "Ive just made 100 people a little bit happy"
Then the pilot, who was hearing this, says, "WHY DON'T I JUST TROW YOU ALL OUT THE WINDOW AND MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY!?!!!!!!!"
Joke 3:
A cat falls into a puddle and a rooster laughs!.
The moral of this story is: A wet pussy equals a happy cock!.
Joke 4:
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down a street when a serial killer pulls out a gun and shoots her three time!. Miraculously, none are hurt!. everything is alright until the day after their 16th birthday!. The first triplet, who was a girl, comes to the mother and cries, "mom, I peed out a bullet!" Mom explains everything to her!.
Then, the second triplet, who was also a girl, comes to the mother and cries, "mom, I peed out a bullet!" Mom explains everything to her!.
The, the boy triplet comes to the mother and says sadly, "mom, i was jerking off and i shot the dog"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock-knock
Who's there!?
Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline who!?
Exactly!
Joke 2:
Due to a flight inconvenience, Christian Aguilera, Paris Hilton and Madonna were forced to use the same plane!. Christina, who's feeling generous, throws a 100 dollar bill out the window and says loudly, "I've just made a person happy"
Paris rips a 100 dollar bill in half , throws it out the window and says loudly, "i've just made two people happy"
Brit throws 100 one dollar bills out the window and says loudly, "Ive just made 100 people a little bit happy"
Then the pilot, who was hearing this, says, "WHY DON'T I JUST TROW YOU ALL OUT THE WINDOW AND MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY!?!!!!!!!"
Joke 3:
A cat falls into a puddle and a rooster laughs!.
The moral of this story is: A wet pussy equals a happy cock!.
Joke 4:
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down a street when a serial killer pulls out a gun and shoots her three time!. Miraculously, none are hurt!. everything is alright until the day after their 16th birthday!. The first triplet, who was a girl, comes to the mother and cries, "mom, I peed out a bullet!" Mom explains everything to her!.
Then, the second triplet, who was also a girl, comes to the mother and cries, "mom, I peed out a bullet!" Mom explains everything to her!.
The, the boy triplet comes to the mother and says sadly, "mom, i was jerking off and i shot the dog"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Typical horny little 14 year old!.!.!.
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If you are in the 8th grade you don't need to know any good sex jokes!. STUDY and DO YOUR HOMEWORK Www@Enter-QA@Com