Adult very rude Joke Give me some?!
Question: Adult very rude Joke Give me some!?
A wife was traveling home from a shopping trip and involved in a terible crash, she suffered a head trama and is in a coma!. The husband was contacted and rushed to the hospital and after a couple of days, no improvement!.
The nurse on the thrid day gave the woman a sponge bath and noticed whan she claened "Down There" the womans eyes twitched, she shared this with the doctor who then came up with odd idea!. The doctor and nurse presented this odd idea to the husband, they said they belive if he performs oral sex on his wife it might triger her out of the coma!.
He agreed and the doctor and nurse prepared the room for privacy the man went if a few minutes later the alarms started to go off the husband runs out of the room very upset the doctor and nurse ask whats wrong waht happened!. He said I think she is chokingWww@Enter-QA@Com
The nurse on the thrid day gave the woman a sponge bath and noticed whan she claened "Down There" the womans eyes twitched, she shared this with the doctor who then came up with odd idea!. The doctor and nurse presented this odd idea to the husband, they said they belive if he performs oral sex on his wife it might triger her out of the coma!.
He agreed and the doctor and nurse prepared the room for privacy the man went if a few minutes later the alarms started to go off the husband runs out of the room very upset the doctor and nurse ask whats wrong waht happened!. He said I think she is chokingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This is really a good 1! ROFL!. If you don′t mind I′m gonna post it in spanish, I am from Mexico and I never heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a
waist!? Because you could fir another pair of **** in there!.
THINGS YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR BOSS TO OVERHEAR
1] After he cut our pay; I'm the one that keyed his car
2] No, I only hack from my work computer
3] The combination is the same as his birthdate
4] Sure, I banged his wife at the Christmas party
5] I only forge his name on the important stuff
6] And then I said, My name's Kev, and I'm an alcoholic
7] Don't worry, the cops will never find out who I really am
8] And so there I was, his daughter was on her knees
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise!.
How to make your girlfriend scream while having sex!? - Call her and tell
her!.
HOW SEX CAN BURN OFF THE CALORIES:
Taking off the clothes
With her agreement 12 cal!.
without her agreement 166 cal!.
Talking off her bra
With both hands 8 cal!.
with one hand 11 cal!.
with on hand being slapped 53 cal!.
with the mouth 91 cal!.
Putting on the condom
with erection 6 cal!.
without erection 335 cal!.
Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris 14 cal!.
trying to find the G spot 107 cal!.
wihtout giving a damn 0 cal!.
Positions
Missionary 13 cal!.
Doggie-style 19 cal
69 lying down 20 cal!.
69 standing up 137 cal!.
Hostess trolley 223 cal!.
Italian chandelier 934 cal!.
Having an orgasm
Real 115 cal!.
Fake 404 cal!.
Post orgasm
staying in bed 5 cal!.
jumping off the bed 30 cal!.
explaining why she jumped off the bed 828 cal!.
Gettin the secon erection
between 16 and 19 years of age 14 cal!.
from 20 29 36 cal!.
from 30 to 39 97 cal!.
from 40 to 49 376 cal!.
from 50 59 919 cal!.
over 60 3623 call
Putting on the clothes
Quietly 4 cal!.
Hurriedly 99 cal!.
with her husband opening the door 5190 cal!.
What is 6!.9!? - 69 ruined by a period
WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX!.
1] chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft
2] you can safely have chocolate while you're driving
3] you can make chocolate last as long as you want it
4] you can have chocolate even in front of your mother
5] If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate won't mind
6] You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours
without upsetting your co-workers
7] you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
8] you don't get hair in your mouth wiht chocolate
9] with chocolate there's no need to fake it
10] Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
11] when you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbours awake!.
WHY A VIBRATOR IS BETTER THAN A MAN
1] it's happy to keep going until you are satisfied
2] you can get another one that has better options whenever you want
without being called a slut
3] It doesn't care if you gainded 10lbs
4] I doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards
5] You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in
it the next morning
6] You don't have to tell the vibrator it's the best you ever had
7] You know exactly where it's been
8] it never drinks too much and embarrasses you!.
REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
1] you can enjoy a beer all month
2] a beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
3]you can share a beer with your friends
4] you always know that you are the first one to pop a beer
5] a beer is always wet
6] after you have a beer, you're committed to nothing more than dumping the empty bottle
7] beer looks the same in the morning
8] if you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
9] beer labels come off without a lite
10] when you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
11] if you pour a beer right, you will always get good head
12] beer stains wash out
13] when beer goes flat, you throw it out
14] beer doesn't mind being on the wet spot that it left
15] a beer doesn't get jealour when you grab another beer
16] you can't catch anything but a buzz from beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
waist!? Because you could fir another pair of **** in there!.
THINGS YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR BOSS TO OVERHEAR
1] After he cut our pay; I'm the one that keyed his car
2] No, I only hack from my work computer
3] The combination is the same as his birthdate
4] Sure, I banged his wife at the Christmas party
5] I only forge his name on the important stuff
6] And then I said, My name's Kev, and I'm an alcoholic
7] Don't worry, the cops will never find out who I really am
8] And so there I was, his daughter was on her knees
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise!.
How to make your girlfriend scream while having sex!? - Call her and tell
her!.
HOW SEX CAN BURN OFF THE CALORIES:
Taking off the clothes
With her agreement 12 cal!.
without her agreement 166 cal!.
Talking off her bra
With both hands 8 cal!.
with one hand 11 cal!.
with on hand being slapped 53 cal!.
with the mouth 91 cal!.
Putting on the condom
with erection 6 cal!.
without erection 335 cal!.
Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris 14 cal!.
trying to find the G spot 107 cal!.
wihtout giving a damn 0 cal!.
Positions
Missionary 13 cal!.
Doggie-style 19 cal
69 lying down 20 cal!.
69 standing up 137 cal!.
Hostess trolley 223 cal!.
Italian chandelier 934 cal!.
Having an orgasm
Real 115 cal!.
Fake 404 cal!.
Post orgasm
staying in bed 5 cal!.
jumping off the bed 30 cal!.
explaining why she jumped off the bed 828 cal!.
Gettin the secon erection
between 16 and 19 years of age 14 cal!.
from 20 29 36 cal!.
from 30 to 39 97 cal!.
from 40 to 49 376 cal!.
from 50 59 919 cal!.
over 60 3623 call
Putting on the clothes
Quietly 4 cal!.
Hurriedly 99 cal!.
with her husband opening the door 5190 cal!.
What is 6!.9!? - 69 ruined by a period
WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX!.
1] chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft
2] you can safely have chocolate while you're driving
3] you can make chocolate last as long as you want it
4] you can have chocolate even in front of your mother
5] If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate won't mind
6] You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours
without upsetting your co-workers
7] you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
8] you don't get hair in your mouth wiht chocolate
9] with chocolate there's no need to fake it
10] Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
11] when you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbours awake!.
WHY A VIBRATOR IS BETTER THAN A MAN
1] it's happy to keep going until you are satisfied
2] you can get another one that has better options whenever you want
without being called a slut
3] It doesn't care if you gainded 10lbs
4] I doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards
5] You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in
it the next morning
6] You don't have to tell the vibrator it's the best you ever had
7] You know exactly where it's been
8] it never drinks too much and embarrasses you!.
REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
1] you can enjoy a beer all month
2] a beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
3]you can share a beer with your friends
4] you always know that you are the first one to pop a beer
5] a beer is always wet
6] after you have a beer, you're committed to nothing more than dumping the empty bottle
7] beer looks the same in the morning
8] if you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
9] beer labels come off without a lite
10] when you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
11] if you pour a beer right, you will always get good head
12] beer stains wash out
13] when beer goes flat, you throw it out
14] beer doesn't mind being on the wet spot that it left
15] a beer doesn't get jealour when you grab another beer
16] you can't catch anything but a buzz from beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com