What about this one to start my day of laughter ?!
Question: What about this one to start my day of laughter !?
Montana Ghost Story
A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural!.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts!?”
About 90 students raise their hands!.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost!?”
About 40 students raise their hands!.
“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this seriously!. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost!?”
15 students raise their hands!.
“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost!?”
Three students raise their hands!.
“That's fantastic!. But let me ask you one question further!.!.!. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost!?” asks the professor!.
One student in the back raises his hand!.
The professor is astonished!.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost!. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience!.”
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium!.
The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have s*x with a ghost!.”
The student replies, “Ghost!?!!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats!.’
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A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural!.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts!?”
About 90 students raise their hands!.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost!?”
About 40 students raise their hands!.
“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this seriously!. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost!?”
15 students raise their hands!.
“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost!?”
Three students raise their hands!.
“That's fantastic!. But let me ask you one question further!.!.!. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost!?” asks the professor!.
One student in the back raises his hand!.
The professor is astonished!.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost!. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience!.”
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium!.
The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have s*x with a ghost!.”
The student replies, “Ghost!?!!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats!.’
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Answers:
lmao
Must have come from Texas lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Must have come from Texas lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really fine!. I liked it!. And starred you!. The visiting professor, I am sure, is taken aback and he would now concentrate on the subject 'sex with goats'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Gross!. I loved it!. LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gross!. I loved it!. LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Got us guys at work laughing Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got us guys at work laughing Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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