When will it start, can you tell me?!
Question: When will it start, can you tell me!?
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, flops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer!.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts!.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him!.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!.”
The wife is furious!. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight!? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV!? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
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The wife sighs and gets him a beer!.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts!.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him!.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!.”
The wife is furious!. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight!? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV!? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
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Answers:
ahahha i get it!! Note to self: dont marry a lazy, drunken, fat slob!. Lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very,very funny, made me spilt my sides :D :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its her own fault for starting it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Story of my life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha **** thats why i keep my wife in the atticWww@Enter-QA@Com