What about these ones for the kids ?!


Question: What about these ones for the kids !?
EASY TO LEARN JOKES FOR CHILDREN

1) What is batman's favorite fruit!?

bananana bananana batman!.

2) Where do sheep go for a haircut!?

the baa baa shop!.

3) What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white!?

A penguin rolling down a hill!.

4) What's black and white and goes ha ha!?

The penguin that pushed it!

5) knock knock

who's there!?

mummy

mummy who!?

mummeasles are better now can i come in!?!.

6) Why didn't the dog speak to his foot !?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

7)Why was the broom late !?

It over swept !

8)Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time !?

A jelly copter !

9)Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back!.

Will: Pity it's not on her head!.

10)Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again !?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser !.


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Answers:
My niece will love these!.
I thought 3 and 4 was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.!!!
Nice ones for my daughter!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i loved those!. good clean jokes for little kids!Www@Enter-QA@Com

those are cute!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny my son loved the one about the penguins!! Lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

I liked the last few!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the last couple of ones were cute =)
i enjoyed them =)

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