How about these Wordplay Jokes for kids hope the kids like them ?!

1!. How do you paint a rabbit purple!? With purple hare spray!


2!. What rabbit has lots of fleas!? Bugs Bunny


3!. How do you catch a rabbit!? You hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot!



4!. What makes it easy for babies to cheat on exams!? Crib Notes!



5!. How is a baby like an old car!? They both have rattles!.



6!. What branch of the armed forces is best for babies!? The infantry!



7!. What is a cow without a map!? Udderly lost!



8!. Do you know how long cows have to be milked!? As long as short ones!



9!. What occurs when a cow shivers!? Milkshakes!


10!. Name four things with milk in them!. Yogurt, ice cream, hot chocolate, and cows!


11!. Why is it a bad idea to cry over spilled milk!? It makes it too salty!


12!. What runs around a meadow all day long and sits in a refrigerator at night!? Milk!





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