Can you make me laugh out loud?If you can..well.. you know!!!?!

OK, There was this alien and he had just come from jupiter and he only learned the words i dont know so then a couple people hire him to be the cashier at a donut stand so a guy walks up to him and says, what do u sell, the alien just says, i dont know so the guy leaves then a magician teaches the alien to say DONUTS , and then another person walks up to the alien and says what do you sell, Donuts the alien replied, the person than asks how much do they cost, I dont know replied the alien!. so the magician teaches him how to say, a dollar so then ANOTHER guy walks up to him and asks what do you sell , Donuts said the alien, how much do they cost said the person , A dollar the alien replied, how much are the taxes, I dont know! the alien said so the guy left and then the magician teaches him how to say 50 scents so they go thru this again, what do you sell!.!.!. DONUTS!.!.!. how much do they cost!.!.!. A DOLLAR!.!.!. How much is tax!.!.!. 50 SCENTS!.!.!. would you like me to buy one!? I Dont know the alien replies!. so then the magician teaches how to say SURE THAT WOULD BE GREAT, then a ROBBER comes up to the alien and says Whats in the Cash register, DONUTS, the alien replied, no seriously, whats in the cash register the robber said, A DOLLAR said the alien, Whats in you pocket, 50 SCENTS the alien said then the robber said DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU, Sure that would be great the alien replied!
hahahaha, hope i made ya laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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EMBARRASSING??MEDICAL?EXAMS???????????!.!.!.
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1!. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!'?I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear!.Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs --and I was in the wrong one!.??
Dr!. Mark MacDonald,? San Francisco??
2!. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall!. 'Big breaths,' I instructed!.
'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient!.???
Dr!. Richard Byrnes,? Seattle , WA??
3!. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a
wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction!.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the
rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart!.'
Dr!. Susan Steinberg
?4!. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,
he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his
medications!. 'Which one!?' I asked!. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a
new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had
?him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see!. Yes, the
man had over fifty patches on his body!? Now, the instructions include
removal of the old patch before applying a new one!.??
Dr!. Rebecca St!. Clair,? Norfolk , VA
?5!. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
'How long have you been bedridden!?' After a look of complete
confusion she answered!. Why, not for about twenty years -
when my husband was alive!.'
Dr!. Steven Swanson,?Corvallis
6!. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a woman I asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning!?' 'It's very
good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can't seem to get used to the taste'
the patient replied!. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a
foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly!.'????
Dr!. Leonard Kransdorf,? Detroit , MI
??7!. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting
a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered!. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery!. When she was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was
a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass!.' Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's
dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'??
Submitted by RN no name
?AND FINALLY!!!!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.
??8!. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams!. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly!. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this
exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me!. I
looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry!.!. Was I
tickling you!?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'!.???
Dr!. wouldn't submit his name

HOPE THAT MADE U LOL!!!
good luck
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lambourgini!?
-I dont have a lambourgini in my garage!.
whats the best part about a pile of dead babies!?
-the live one in the middle trying to eat its way out!.
why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first!?
-so you can see the expression on its face!.
whats blue and yellow at the botton of a pool!?
-a baby with slashed floaties
whats red, white, yellow and at the top of a pool!?
-floaties with slashed babyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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A little boy is with his mother in the bathroom, and the mother not realizing that her little boy is standing next to her, starts taking her clothes off!.!.!.
Suddenly the boy, who stood staring at his mother, speaks up and says: "Mom, mom, what's that thing between your legs!?"
The mother, terribly embarrassed, says: "Oh!.!.!.it's just!.!.its just a spider"
to which the boy replies:
"Be careful! Its gonna sting your pussy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Ok this is a diff!. version of the little girl and the mom and dad thing!.!.!.!.

A little girl is taking a shower with her mom and her mom says don't look down!. She looks down and says mommy whats that!? The mom says that's my garage!.!.!.!.

She showers with her dad and he says dint ook down!. She looks down and says daddy whats that!?He says thats my car!. Then she says, then daddy what are those!?!? He says those are my back tires!.


One day she goes to the park!. She comes home with bloody hands!. Her parent freak out and ask her what happened cus she doesnt have any cuts!. She says!.!.!.!.Tommy tried to put his car in my garage so i ripped thee back tires off!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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this is a text message that i got its so funny!.

-call me ASAP!!! Are you ok!?! i saw on the news that the short bus flipped over and i know you don't like to wear your helmet cuz its hard 2 lick the window!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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