LmA0 FUnny jOke lOLll!!!?!
Question: LmA0 FUnny jOke lOLll!!!!?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose!. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath!.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles
black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
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over his mouth and nose!. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath!.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles
black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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hahahahahhahahahahahaa! too funny<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one! Now if that were a male nurse, a whole different ball game!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg, this is the best joke of the day! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!! Thats a classic :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, it was pretty good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can that nurse come home w/ me!?! ~:)>Www@Enter-QA@Com
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They
had
one son, Jack!.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple
produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The
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Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
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