A chick with long legs?!
Question: A chick with long legs!?
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order!.
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich!. "What's yours!?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich!.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3!.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment!.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same!." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change!.
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again!. "The usual!?" asks the bartender!."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man!. "Same for me" says the ostrich!. "That will be $7!.20" says the bartender!. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar!.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer!. "Excuse me, sir!. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time!?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp!. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes!. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there!."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender!. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man!.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender!. "You are a genius! !.!.!. Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich!?"
The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich!. "What's yours!?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich!.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3!.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment!.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same!." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change!.
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again!. "The usual!?" asks the bartender!."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man!. "Same for me" says the ostrich!. "That will be $7!.20" says the bartender!. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar!.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer!. "Excuse me, sir!. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time!?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp!. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes!. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there!."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender!. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man!.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender!. "You are a genius! !.!.!. Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich!?"
The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Nice!.!.u made me smile!
P!.S!. I haven't seen u here since ages! WB!Www@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S!. I haven't seen u here since ages! WB!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man shoots a Dear, sneaks it home and cooks it for his family!.!.!.!.What is it daddy we are eating, says one of the kids!.
I'll give you a clue, It's what your Mom calls me sometimes!.!.!.!.!.
One of the kids shout!.!.!.!.Dont eat it, It's a F*Cking @ssho;e!.!.!.lol have fun!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give you a clue, It's what your Mom calls me sometimes!.!.!.!.!.
One of the kids shout!.!.!.!.Dont eat it, It's a F*Cking @ssho;e!.!.!.lol have fun!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I had not heard it but I would think Kity meant "A chick with long legs that agrees with everything I say"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you forgot also with the ostrich it was "for a chick with long legs and listens to every thing i say"
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but good enough Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHHAHAH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.love it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another Funny One!.!.!.LOL!.!.ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Funny,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard this before but have a star anways!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY = }
where did you find this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
where did you find this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i tried not to laugh
i failed
miserably
thanks for the smile =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i failed
miserably
thanks for the smile =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha, that's a good one, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that man is a genius lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!.!.lesson is, be careful of what u wish for!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! very funny :)
star for you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com