How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?!
Question: How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb!?
as i asked my wife once and she smashed the new one on my head!.!.most inventive answer gets 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
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One!. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE!? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!. They act like they don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT!. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out! And once they figured it out they wouldn’t even be able to FIND the damned light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually FIND the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY!?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS!.!.!. I’m sorry!.!.!. what did you ask me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But if they did, by some miracle, actually FIND the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY!?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS!.!.!. I’m sorry!.!.!. what did you ask me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
it takes at least over 50!.
10 are doing their nails
10 are feeding the kids
10 are complaining about doing everything
10 are smashing a lightbulb over your head ;]
10 are trying to reach the lightbulb but their too short
and 5 are complaining about their cramps!.
then you have one smart one!.!.who asks one of the kids to do it :]
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10 are doing their nails
10 are feeding the kids
10 are complaining about doing everything
10 are smashing a lightbulb over your head ;]
10 are trying to reach the lightbulb but their too short
and 5 are complaining about their cramps!.
then you have one smart one!.!.who asks one of the kids to do it :]
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"pmt"!? Probably 3!. If a woman with a learner's permit is driving with another woman in the passenger seat, they would both be too busy to change the lightbulb in the car, so one other woman would be required!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmm!.!. I don't think it's possible!.!. my wife was throwing a huge temper tantrum last night!.!. she destroyed her hairbrush so I don't think a lightbulb would have fared too well in her hands!.!. more PMSing women would just increase the tension!.!. sorry, not very creative!.!. but true!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
My wife would say "THAT'S A BLOODY STUPID QUESTION! SHE WOULD GET HER USELESS BONE IDLE HUSBAND TO DO IT FOR HER, ALTHOUGH SHE WOULD HAVE TO REMIND HIM TEN TIMES BEFORE HE REMEMBERED! WHY DO I HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME ANSWERING SUCH BLOODY SILLY QUESTIONS!? I'VE GOT MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE PAINTING MY TOE NAILS! Www@Enter-QA@Com
5!.
One to hold the lightbulb!.
One to spin the chair!.
One to complain about spinning the chair!.
One to complain about people complaining!.
One to complain about the light!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One to hold the lightbulb!.
One to spin the chair!.
One to complain about spinning the chair!.
One to complain about people complaining!.
One to complain about the light!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for all you people slating the asker about it being pms !. !. !. !. it's actually pmt here in the UK, pre-menstrual TENSION, wise up guys and stop taking the pi$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
why get a woman when u got three dumb men to do it for u!. One to hold the ladder one to screw in the bulb and the other to test the light switch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1, how many men does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb 1 because he holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around him!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 dumbass! how many guys does it take to change a lightbulb!?
None cause he's too lazy to get off his fatass cause he's watching football or drinking beer hahaha :D
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None cause he's too lazy to get off his fatass cause he's watching football or drinking beer hahaha :D
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11!. One to change the light bulb and 10 to scream at her that she's doing it wrong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I ALREADY F*CKING TOLD YOU ONCE! YOU IGNORANT F*CKING B*STARD!!
Sorry!. Ime on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry!. Ime on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ONE!.
I can do it alone with or without PMS!.
Never entrust such menial job to the men who aren't available when needed!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can do it alone with or without PMS!.
Never entrust such menial job to the men who aren't available when needed!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
How many dudes with a spell check does it take to submit a literate question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is the obsession with women & lightbulbs!. its not funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont know but i would like to!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As many as it takes!.!.!.!.
THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWww@Enter-QA@Com
THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWww@Enter-QA@Com
none because women cant reach the light!
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seven!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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None!. Her fella will do it for her to give himself an easy life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you mean pms!? LOL!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just two! Ok!?! Don't argue!Www@Enter-QA@Com
none or 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm!.!.!.!. you may have gotten a chuckle if you had said pmS!!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Two!.
And why is that!?
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, I DON'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY ANSWER!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And why is that!?
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, I DON'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY ANSWER!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wtf is pmt!?Www@Enter-QA@Com