Help needed with a joke. Anyone?!
Question: Help needed with a joke!. Anyone!?
I THINK this came via Comedy Central's Joke of the Day!. Two wives, both faithful to husbands, had taken to drinking a bit too much at night!. They both had to use the bathroom on the way home from the bar and stopped at a cemetery to do so!. One used her panties to wipe, the other a ribbon she found at the cemetery!.
Can anyone share this one or direct me to a link!? THANKS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can anyone share this one or direct me to a link!? THANKS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives!. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on The Bacardi Breezers!.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, So they stopped
in the cemetery!. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them!. Her friend, however, was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it!.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home!. The
next Day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet
and Innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, 'These damn girls' night outs have got to stop!. I'm
starting to suspect the worst!. My wife came home with no panties!.'
'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed
with a card stuck in her *** that says: 'From all of us at the Fire
Station!. We'll never forget you!.'
Www@Enter-QA@Com
faithful and loving wives!. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on The Bacardi Breezers!.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, So they stopped
in the cemetery!. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them!. Her friend, however, was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it!.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home!. The
next Day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet
and Innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, 'These damn girls' night outs have got to stop!. I'm
starting to suspect the worst!. My wife came home with no panties!.'
'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed
with a card stuck in her *** that says: 'From all of us at the Fire
Station!. We'll never forget you!.'
Www@Enter-QA@Com
THINK this came via Comedy Central's Joke of the Day!. Two wives, both faithful to husbands, had taken to drinking a bit too much at night!. They both had to use the bathroom on the way home from the bar and stopped at a cemetery to do so!. One used her panties to wipe, the other a ribbon she found at the cemetery!.
the next day the husbands were talking and said
im worried wy wife came home with no panties on last night
the other husband says
thats nothing my wife came home qith a card stuck to her butt that said "from all the guys at the fire department!.!.we'll miss you!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
the next day the husbands were talking and said
im worried wy wife came home with no panties on last night
the other husband says
thats nothing my wife came home qith a card stuck to her butt that said "from all the guys at the fire department!.!.we'll miss you!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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