I got a FUNNY....Ha Ha?!
Question: I got a FUNNY!.!.!.!.Ha Ha!?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose!. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath!.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles
black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!?
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over his mouth and nose!. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath!.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles
black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely!.!.!.!.!.!.
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!?
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Answers:
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Guy comes home to find his girlfriend sitting on the stairs crying with her bags packed!. whats going on he askes!. i am leaving you coz ive heard your a peadophile!. "peadophile", "peadophile" he replies thats a big word for a 14 year old!.
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have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie
what about the blonde who thought polyfilla was parrot food
A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad,
the dad asks how his first day of school went!. The kid replied,
good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and I'm not sure what that is!.
The dad told the kid the vagina is a beautiful thing before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,
the kid asked well what does it looks like after sex the dad proceeded to tell him,
well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guy comes home to find his girlfriend sitting on the stairs crying with her bags packed!. whats going on he askes!. i am leaving you coz ive heard your a peadophile!. "peadophile", "peadophile" he replies thats a big word for a 14 year old!.
MORE:husband say's to wife everytime I look at myself in the mirror I get a hardon
wife looks at him and says thats because you look like a c unt
Why dont 80 yr old ladies get smear tests
have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie
what about the blonde who thought polyfilla was parrot food
A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad,
the dad asks how his first day of school went!. The kid replied,
good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and I'm not sure what that is!.
The dad told the kid the vagina is a beautiful thing before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,
the kid asked well what does it looks like after sex the dad proceeded to tell him,
well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Oh dear silly nurse, still she gotta learn !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. hohohohohohohohoWww@Enter-QA@Com
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