Hurricane ike revelations?!
Question: Hurricane ike revelations!?
this is a list of hurricane revelations i found in our paper!. what do you think!?
1) coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill
2) no matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity
3)my car gets exactly 23!.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask those people in line who helped me push it)
4) kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hands
5) cats are even more irritable without power
6) he who has the biggest generator wins
7) women can actually survive without doing thier hair - you just wish they weren't around you
8) a new method of nonlethat torture - showers without hot water
9) there are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought
10) TV is an addiction and the withdrawl syndromes are painful
11) a 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6 12 oz beers to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes and yet still keep a 14 pound turker frozen for more than 8 hours
12) there are a lot of dang trees around here
13) flood plain drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong
14) aluminum siding, while aestetically pleasing, is defenitely not required
15) crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators
16) people will get in a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for
17) when required, a Lincoln Continental will float, doesn't steer well but floats just the same
18) tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing
19) cell phones work when land-lines are down!.!. but only as long as the battery remains charged
20) 27 of your neigbors are fed from a different transformer, and they are quick to point that out
21) hampers were not made to contain such a volume
22) if my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators!.!. i would be rich
23) the price of a can of soup goes up 200% in a storm
24) your waterfront property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole
25) tree removal services are under appreciated
26) don't make fun of other state's blackouts
27) math 101: 30 days in a month, minus 8 days without power = 30 percent higher electric bill!?!?!?!?
28) drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's useless
29) you can walk a lot further than you thought!.
anyone have any they would like to add, lol!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill
2) no matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity
3)my car gets exactly 23!.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask those people in line who helped me push it)
4) kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hands
5) cats are even more irritable without power
6) he who has the biggest generator wins
7) women can actually survive without doing thier hair - you just wish they weren't around you
8) a new method of nonlethat torture - showers without hot water
9) there are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought
10) TV is an addiction and the withdrawl syndromes are painful
11) a 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6 12 oz beers to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes and yet still keep a 14 pound turker frozen for more than 8 hours
12) there are a lot of dang trees around here
13) flood plain drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong
14) aluminum siding, while aestetically pleasing, is defenitely not required
15) crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators
16) people will get in a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for
17) when required, a Lincoln Continental will float, doesn't steer well but floats just the same
18) tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing
19) cell phones work when land-lines are down!.!. but only as long as the battery remains charged
20) 27 of your neigbors are fed from a different transformer, and they are quick to point that out
21) hampers were not made to contain such a volume
22) if my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators!.!. i would be rich
23) the price of a can of soup goes up 200% in a storm
24) your waterfront property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole
25) tree removal services are under appreciated
26) don't make fun of other state's blackouts
27) math 101: 30 days in a month, minus 8 days without power = 30 percent higher electric bill!?!?!?!?
28) drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's useless
29) you can walk a lot further than you thought!.
anyone have any they would like to add, lol!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
wow!.!.!.maybe the whole nation needs to experience this!.!.!.people might realize how we take our comforts for granted!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg, that's pretty funny! thanks for sharing the list!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some of these are really funny!. I've noticed after things like this are over people have a tendency to get laughing!. I think you're happy to have survived!. It does also show how much we all depend on things we didn't even realize!. I've been without water and electricity but never at the same time thank GodWww@Enter-QA@Com