What about these 3 are they funny ?!

Cast the first stone

The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions!.

At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, 'Now does anyone here think they are without sin!?'

He had only to wait a few seconds before a man in one of the back pews stood up!.
The pastor asked the man who had the audacity to stand after such a fiery sermon, 'Sir, do you really think you are completely without sin!?'

The man quickly answered, 'No sir, I'm not standing up for myself, but for my wife's first husband!.'



That was naughty

As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business!.

Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church, which she had always attended as a child!.

In the confessional Father Sullivan recognized her and began asking her about her work!. She explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and he wanted to know what that meant!.

She said she would be happy to show him the kind of thing she did on stage!.

She stepped out of the confessional and within sight of Father Sullivan, she went into a series of cartwheels, leaping splits, handsprings and backflips!.

Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their turn, were two middle-aged ladies!. They witnessed Lena's acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: 'Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin' out this night, and me without me bloomers on!'




Tools of the trade

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City!. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David!. Both are holding hats to collect contributions!. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross!. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the star of David is empty!.

A priest watches and then approaches the men!. He turns to the man with the Star of David and says: 'Young man!. Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country!? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David!.' And he walks off!.

The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says: 'Moshe, can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business!?'

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