Hmm can you help with these recieved today are they funny ?!
Question: Hmm can you help with these recieved today are they funny !?
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work!. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary!. Why do you call her a doll!?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl!. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient!."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch!."
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon!?
Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon!. However, they have no idea what they're supposed to do once they get to their hotel room!.
The newlyweds decide to call the groom's mother and get some advice on what to do!. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from there!. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens!.
The groom calls his mother back to find out what to do next!. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed and nature should takes its course!. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing!.
He calls his mother a third time!. Getting frustrated with the situation she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him!.
A few minutes later, he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit!. What do I do next!?"
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work!. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary!. Why do you call her a doll!?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl!. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient!."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch!."
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon!?
Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon!. However, they have no idea what they're supposed to do once they get to their hotel room!.
The newlyweds decide to call the groom's mother and get some advice on what to do!. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from there!. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens!.
The groom calls his mother back to find out what to do next!. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed and nature should takes its course!. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing!.
He calls his mother a third time!. Getting frustrated with the situation she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him!.
A few minutes later, he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit!. What do I do next!?"
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The second one was fantastic LOL so have a star for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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first ones funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Very funny
I like them both!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny
I like them both!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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the second one is so hilarious
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first one aint really that goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
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first one aint really that goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol i like both of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
giggle i love these jokes!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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