What about these jokes are they funny ?!

Nuns on the Run

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first nun says, ''I've never come this way before!''

The second nun says, ''Oh, it must be the cobblestone!''



Slippery Doorknob

A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her!.

He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds!. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product!. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it when we have s*xual intercourse!.''

The interviewer was amazed!. He said, ''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose!. But I know that most people really use it for s*xual intercourse, they just don't like to say so!. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it!?''

''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out!.''




Mom's Sponge

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath!. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy!?"

A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge!. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys!. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season!. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy!?"

Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon!. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it!. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering!. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge!. "What do you mean you found my sponge!? Where!?"

"The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"


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