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Question: Here's a little giggler for you!.!.!.!?
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah!.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes!.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32!.50!. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back!.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators!.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs!.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale!.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel !.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337!. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items!.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument!.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband!.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife!.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend!.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man!.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't!.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does!.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail!.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals!.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed!.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night!.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children!. A woman knows all about her children!. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams!.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house!.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes!. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

I'm obviously a girl myself but I have to say this is true!.!.!. Have GOT to admit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahaha i love this part "A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house!."

you get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Eating out" is so true!.!.!. often to just get out of the restaurant I pay the whole bill!.!.!.!.

Ex-girlfriends want to split the bill to third decimal place, and that is on the RARE occasions they ever contributed!.

Some good observations!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Awesome facts!.!.!. Even better compilation!.!.!.

Thumbs Up!!!

CheerS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good an very true especially the natural section!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You have hit a vein of pure gold with these jokes!. They are fabulous!. Loved them all and have a multitude of well deserved stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I agree with most of them especially the argument one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

STARRED ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!! HAHAAAHHA

thank you so much for the laugh, i really needed it,

thank you!! ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant, I'd give you the 10 points but I can't, have a star instead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good too Good & Funny!.!.!.lol
10/10 & a Star!.!.!.Soo Truee!.!.!.
Have a Wonderous day!!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny and True!. Have a star Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol good one!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lameWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow haven't seen that for a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!. I will show that 2 my mate!. He will love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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