Joke: Ladies and gentlemen...the worst pain in the world, I hear you say...?!
Question: Joke: Ladies and gentlemen!.!.!.the worst pain in the world, I hear you say!.!.!.!?
would be -
Males - Getting kicked in the bollocks
Females - Giving birth!.
It's been an ongoing argument of which is worst so, let me settle this!.
It's getting kicked in the bollocks!.
I'm a girl myself and, ladies, yes, I know you may disagree with me but let me give you an explanation - My friend Andy was playing football one day and dislocated his hip!. One of the emergency guys on the side of the pitch came running and knocked it back into the socket - no problem!.
Thing is!.!.!. one of his balls had shot up into the socket as his hip fell out!.!.!. And some bloke had just locked his hip back into it!!!
Now, do you agree with me that has got to be the worst pain in the world!? No!?
Okay, how about this!.!.!.
A woman gives birth!. ARGH THE PAIN! I agree I am pretty scared of going through the process myself!. However, a couple of months/years down the line, she turns to the bloke and says "I want another baby"!.
I would LOVE for a bloke to come up to me and say "You know what, I think I want a kick in the balls, please!"
^^ That was the Jason Manford Sketch from the Secret Policeman's Ball last Saturday!. I changed it around a bit seeing as I'm a girl and he's a bloke!. I was in the audience that night and, have to admit, he made an excellent point!!! So glad they showed it on C4 on Sunday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Males - Getting kicked in the bollocks
Females - Giving birth!.
It's been an ongoing argument of which is worst so, let me settle this!.
It's getting kicked in the bollocks!.
I'm a girl myself and, ladies, yes, I know you may disagree with me but let me give you an explanation - My friend Andy was playing football one day and dislocated his hip!. One of the emergency guys on the side of the pitch came running and knocked it back into the socket - no problem!.
Thing is!.!.!. one of his balls had shot up into the socket as his hip fell out!.!.!. And some bloke had just locked his hip back into it!!!
Now, do you agree with me that has got to be the worst pain in the world!? No!?
Okay, how about this!.!.!.
A woman gives birth!. ARGH THE PAIN! I agree I am pretty scared of going through the process myself!. However, a couple of months/years down the line, she turns to the bloke and says "I want another baby"!.
I would LOVE for a bloke to come up to me and say "You know what, I think I want a kick in the balls, please!"
^^ That was the Jason Manford Sketch from the Secret Policeman's Ball last Saturday!. I changed it around a bit seeing as I'm a girl and he's a bloke!. I was in the audience that night and, have to admit, he made an excellent point!!! So glad they showed it on C4 on Sunday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yeah but you would want another baby because you have a child and its worth the pain, whereas being kicked in the balls gives you nothing afterwards just painWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol when i read the 1st bit of your Q i thought of that jason manford sketch
apart from him and sean lock and maybe that aussie guy i thought the whole thing was a bit of a disappointment
it was on tv anyway, it was prob much better being there huhWww@Enter-QA@Com
apart from him and sean lock and maybe that aussie guy i thought the whole thing was a bit of a disappointment
it was on tv anyway, it was prob much better being there huhWww@Enter-QA@Com
im a man not a woman so i would have to agree with this lol getting kicked in the balls is worse because come on it your balls lol mine are holy and sacred too so ya i love my balls :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think giving birth to a child is the most painful natural process for a human being in this world!.!.!.
Hats - Off to the ladies who go thru such a painful act for putting smile on other's face!.!.!.
CheerS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hats - Off to the ladies who go thru such a painful act for putting smile on other's face!.!.!.
CheerS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, I still say it's giving birth!. I had two children over 9 lb!.s!.!.!.!.!.it's no picnic! My hubby agrees it's giving birth as well, seeing as though I nearly broke his thumb while in labor!Www@Enter-QA@Com
defoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stood a nail the other day , I take the kick in the rocks over that pain any day Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! That's funny!.!.!. though giving birth is no doddle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
too many words!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i agree with mommad well the wife told me i do lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laughing ha!.ha!.ha!. i'm dying over hear!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well u def are rite there :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!
i woke up the morning after i just had my braces applied & they were stuck to my mouth!.that is painWww@Enter-QA@Com
i woke up the morning after i just had my braces applied & they were stuck to my mouth!.that is painWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok i will put it another way for you seen as u don't have kids how many women would turn around to their husbands and say can i give birth to another still born baby please!?!?!?!? well none of them, the reason a woman goes through pain is for the child at the end of it, getting kicked in the balls is no contest, yeah it may hurt but most guys are fine again after a few minutes women are in agony for hours and hours after the birth too so your wrong, have a nice dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
You underestimate the amount of deviants in the human population!.!.!.
Some men actually enjoy being kicked in the balls!.!.!.
I do submit childbirth is probably the most painful (natural) act in the world!.!.!.!. but I have heard many women say it is not anywhere near as painful as portrayed on TV!.!.!.
EDIT:- Thumbs down!? I thought my answer was neutral!.!.!. Unless I'm missing an in-joke here!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some men actually enjoy being kicked in the balls!.!.!.
I do submit childbirth is probably the most painful (natural) act in the world!.!.!.!. but I have heard many women say it is not anywhere near as painful as portrayed on TV!.!.!.
EDIT:- Thumbs down!? I thought my answer was neutral!.!.!. Unless I'm missing an in-joke here!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com