How do you define the word OLD?!


Question: How do you define the word OLD!?
'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
And make l*ve,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!.


'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
A s*xy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
Going bra-less
Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!.

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along!.

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fibre today!.

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
In the parking lot!.

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom!.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN!.!.!.
You are not sure these are jokes!?


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Answers:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN!.!.!.!.


Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!.

The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals!.

You feel like you were out all night but haven't been anywhere!.

You get winded playing cards!.

Your little black book contains only names ending in MD!.

You join a health club and don't have the strength to go!.

A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge!.

You look forward to a dull evening!.

You need glasses to find your glasses!.

You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository!.

You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons!.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going!.

Your knees buckle but your belt won't!.

Your back goes out more than you do!.

You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine
chest!.

You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there!.
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Thanks!.!.!.now I don't feel so bad!.!.!.Ha Ha LOL!.!.!.I am getting up there in age but none of these apply to me !.!.!.!.yet! Really funny and the answers also!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"OLD" IS WHEN!.!.!.!.!.
When you get up and half your bones breaksWww@Enter-QA@Com

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