Ex-Girlfriend joke!!!!?!
Question: Ex-Girlfriend joke!!!!!?
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years
in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their
virginity to each other in 10th grade!. When they graduated, they
wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted
to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on
the West Coast!. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to
spend anytime they could together!.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never
be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the
letters!. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his
messages!.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around!. He
didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and
emails trying to win back her love!. She soon became very annoyed
with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to
get him off her back!.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her
sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to her
old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend,
leave me alone!."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more
so, he was pissed!. So, what he did next was awesome!.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following,: "Dear Mom and
Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!"
He mailed the picture to her parents!.
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its just for fun!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their
virginity to each other in 10th grade!. When they graduated, they
wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted
to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on
the West Coast!. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to
spend anytime they could together!.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never
be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the
letters!. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his
messages!.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around!. He
didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and
emails trying to win back her love!. She soon became very annoyed
with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to
get him off her back!.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her
sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to her
old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend,
leave me alone!."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more
so, he was pissed!. So, what he did next was awesome!.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following,: "Dear Mom and
Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!"
He mailed the picture to her parents!.
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its just for fun!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Really funny!.
He got even!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He got even!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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kinda gross but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
kinda gross but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's cooool!.!. tnx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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she got pwned!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was great!.!.!.but not so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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