JokE: Fart Football Ha Ha?!


Question: JokE: Fart Football Ha Ha!?
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "seven points"

His wife rolls over and says "What in the world was that"!?
The old man replied, "It's fart football"

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown, tie score"

After about 5 minutes the old man lets another on go and says,Aha!. I'm ahead 14 to 7!.' Not to be outdone the rips out another one and says "Touchdown, tie score!.'

5 seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!.' Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard!. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got!. And accidentally $h!tS in the bed!.

The wife says "What the hell was that"!?

The old man says "Half time switch sides"
Ha Ha
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Answers:
NOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!.!.!. THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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haha that was unexpected!.!.!.made me laugh!. thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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