I got another JOKE!!?!
Question: I got another JOKE!!!?
A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang!. She threw on her towel and went to the door
Dave a poker buddy of her husband was there!. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered I'll give you $500 right now if you take off your towel for just 10 seconds! Thats it $50 a second!.
So she thought about it for a few seconds, and then took off her towel!. He smiled,gave her the money and walked away
When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked was that Dave at the door!? DId he bring my $500 that he owed me!?
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Dave a poker buddy of her husband was there!. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered I'll give you $500 right now if you take off your towel for just 10 seconds! Thats it $50 a second!.
So she thought about it for a few seconds, and then took off her towel!. He smiled,gave her the money and walked away
When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked was that Dave at the door!? DId he bring my $500 that he owed me!?
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Answers:
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dave is a perv and the woman got scam or something i can t think of the word now but i think it starts with an sWww@Enter-QA@Com
read it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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oh dave, you perv xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh dave, you perv xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
lool
aww ide feel really stupid if i was her right now lol
poor harlotWww@Enter-QA@Com
aww ide feel really stupid if i was her right now lol
poor harlotWww@Enter-QA@Com
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They
had
one son, Jack!.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple
produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
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