Dose anyone know any lol jokes?!


Question: Dose anyone know any lol jokes!?
i really need to know some lol jokes cause i know very lessWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Yes, here's one:

A little boy was doing his maths homework!.


He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is seven!.

Three plus six, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is nine!.!.!."


His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing!?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom!."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it!?" the mother asked!.

"Yes," he answered!.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you
teaching my son in maths!?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition!."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitc!.!.!. is four!?"


After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four!."


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A close shave!.!.!.


A man enters a barber shop for a shave!.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks!.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer!. "Just place this between your cheek and gum!."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced!.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it!?"

"No problem" says the barber!. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

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Poor Guy

This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is!. "Give me a beer", said the guy!. "Sure thing," said the bartender, "by the way, why the long face!? "I just found out my oldest son is gay", replied the guy!.

The next day the same guy walks back into the bar and orders a beer and a few shots of whiskey!. "Whats wrong now!?", asked the bartender noticing he is twice as depressed as the day before!. "I just found out my youngest son is gay too!."

The next day the same guy walks in with tears pouring out of his eyes!. "God doesn't anyone in your house like girls!?", asked the bartender!.

The guy said, "Yeah, my wife!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news!. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge!. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump!." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on!." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50!. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money!. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then!." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde!. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sardar jokes-Suger level

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox!. Sees inside and closes it!.Wife observes the
whole episode!.Again he comes and does the same stuff!. Wife asks Why are you doing this!?Sardar
replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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