Wow...Would You Have Ever Thought Of That... (joke)?!
Question: Wow!.!.!.Would You Have Ever Thought Of That!.!.!. (joke)!?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term!. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues!.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)!?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant!. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time!. So We need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving!. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave!. Therefore, no souls are leaving!. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today!.
Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell!. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell!. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially!.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added!. This gives two possibilities: If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose!. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over!.
So which is it!? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms!. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "!.!.!.that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze!.
The student received the only "A" given!.
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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)!?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant!. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time!. So We need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving!. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave!. Therefore, no souls are leaving!. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today!.
Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell!. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell!. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially!.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added!. This gives two possibilities: If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose!. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over!.
So which is it!? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms!. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "!.!.!.that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze!.
The student received the only "A" given!.
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Answers:
that was Truly funny!!!!
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And well deserved, I would like to have seen some of the other answers given, what a strange question, I thought an education was to prepare the pupil for life after education, I think this goes a bit beyond that somewhat, thanks for posting it, most intriguing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh, I almost spit out my scone!. I'm SO sharing this wish my family!.
No, really, that is so great!. I can NOT believe somebody thought up that answer, but that great question was just begging for somebody clever to answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, really, that is so great!. I can NOT believe somebody thought up that answer, but that great question was just begging for somebody clever to answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FYI!.!. the student did get an "A" hence the phrase "The student received the only "A" given"
very clever, but i was expectig something more critical of religion than just lack of secks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very clever, but i was expectig something more critical of religion than just lack of secks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG This is hilarious! I was laughing soo much!
Did a student ACTUALLY say this, cause they deserve an A+!
LOL, If i'm ever asked that question, i'm gonna print this out as my research
- Pick me for best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did a student ACTUALLY say this, cause they deserve an A+!
LOL, If i'm ever asked that question, i'm gonna print this out as my research
- Pick me for best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like someone is not going to get laid!.!.!.
This is very funny! I would have never thought of this!. How could the professor not give him an "A" after that clever answer!?
Where did you find this!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is very funny! I would have never thought of this!. How could the professor not give him an "A" after that clever answer!?
Where did you find this!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice
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ROFLPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so brilliant! A+ from me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very cute, i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love this!. I laughed out loud and my mom thought I was crazy :DWww@Enter-QA@Com