Don't get mad ladies it is just a joke you may have already red this but thi!
Question: Don't get mad ladies it is just a joke you may have already red this but this is a first for me!?
LORD CREATED A GIRL
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden!.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"!.
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl!.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender!.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire!.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud!.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you!.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder!.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing!.
Then he added a mouth!.
Ruined the whole f%#@ing thing!.
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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden!.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"!.
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl!.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender!.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire!.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud!.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you!.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder!.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing!.
Then he added a mouth!.
Ruined the whole f%#@ing thing!.
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Answers:
dude, that is friggen funny!!! im sending it to EVERYONE!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah!.!.!.
Thats ace lol made me laugh lots :D
Hope This Helps
Tc
Peace Out x
GeorgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats ace lol made me laugh lots :D
Hope This Helps
Tc
Peace Out x
GeorgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Beautifully funny, like the poem effect!.!.!.LOL!
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hahahahahahaha thats funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before How very true!.Still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant LMAO
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was priceless, good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
How TRUE!.!.!.!.!.
Did you realise what went wrong!? He did not connect the %#@ing Mouth to the Brain!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you realise what went wrong!? He did not connect the %#@ing Mouth to the Brain!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
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Haha, thats a good one!.!. some people might find this offensive, but its all in good will!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like it funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol no i dont find it offending
thanks for making me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for making me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com