Talking dog ~~!!!!! star if u liked it ~~!!!!!!!!?!


Question: Talking dog ~~!!!!! star if u liked it ~~!!!!!!!!!?
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for sale!."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard!.

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there!.

"You talk!?" he asks!.

"Yep," the mutt replies!.

"So, what's your story!?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, 'cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping!. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running!. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down!. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in!. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals!. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired!."

The guy is amazed!. He goes back in and asks the owner what hewants for the dog!.

The owner says "Ten dollars!."

The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing!. Why on earth are you selling him!?"

The owner replies, "He tells such incredible lies!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:


Not very often you come across a classic!. This is one!. Tks!.
Gotta wipe the laughter tears off my keyboard now!
(But don't tell that lying dog)
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ooooooh not as funny as i was expecting it to be!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hate to hear about lying dogs!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao, ive heard this one before, never hurts to hear it again though!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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