The frog, bear, and rabbit!?!


Question: The frog, bear, and rabbit!!?
Mr!. Bear and Mr!. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog!. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts!." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them!.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes!. You can have three wishes each in this case!.
Mr!. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females!. The frog granted his wish!.
Mr!. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet!. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head!.
Mr!. Bear was amazed at Mr!. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish!. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish!.
Mr!. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle!. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine!.
Mr!. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr!. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself!. Shaking his head, Mr!. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world!.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr!. Rabbit for his last wish!.
Mr!. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr!. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah!.!.!.

be careful what u wished forWww@Enter-QA@Com

Liked it!. Here is one to go with it!.

A bear and rabbit were releaving themselves in the woods!.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says" Do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur!?"
The rabbit replied "no, never!."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!. i had heard that joke except it was in spanish thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahah great :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO!
thanks for the laugh
ahaha
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thats so funny how he like wishes they were all females now hes gay ahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

ahah thats awsome :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats really funny lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg! i love it! funny!
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hahha lol heard it before but still funny!! =O X )Www@Enter-QA@Com

heheWww@Enter-QA@Com

Rotflmao!.!.!.!.OH MY GOD!.!.that was too funny! Poor bear!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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