Kids replies 2~~!! star if u liked them~~!!!?!
Question: Kids replies 2~~!! star if u liked them~~!!!!?
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible!.
Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus!? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin!?"
joke2
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments!. They were ready to discuss the last one!. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was!.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife!."
joke3
A little boy was in a relative's wedding!. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd!. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar!. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle!. As you can imagine the crowd was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit!.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit!.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear!."
joke4
One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour!. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle!. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out!.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
joke5
And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets!."
joke6
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it!. I'm having a real good time like I am!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus!? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin!?"
joke2
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments!. They were ready to discuss the last one!. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was!.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife!."
joke3
A little boy was in a relative's wedding!. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd!. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar!. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle!. As you can imagine the crowd was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit!.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit!.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear!."
joke4
One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour!. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle!. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out!.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
joke5
And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets!."
joke6
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it!. I'm having a real good time like I am!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao
CC loved the ring bear one
so much
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CC loved the ring bear one
so much
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Wow good ones! But it really isnt that that much funny when it is related to church but anywayz i liked it!.!.it was funny especially the 1st one, 2nd, and 3rd!.!.!.hahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahha
hilarious!.!.keep em going!.!.!.star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!.!.keep em going!.!.!.star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked a couple!. especially the ring bear one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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awww they were all so cute! I loved the ring bear one!. lmao *Www@Enter-QA@Com